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Destroy all enchantments. You gain 1 life for each enchantment destroyed this way.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, Parasitic Bond deals 2 damage to that player.

Cleave {1}{B}{B}
Parasitic Grasp deals 3 damage to target [Human] creature. You gain 3 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, enchanted creature's controller sacrifices it and you create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.

Choose one —
• Parch deals 2 damage to any target.
• Parch deals 4 damage to target blue creature.

Enchant creature
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead.
Equip {3}

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player reveals the top card of their library. If that card is a land card, destroy that creature. Otherwise, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

X target creatures gain islandwalk until end of turn.

Return all creatures you control to their owner's hand.

Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Part the Waterveil.
Awaken 6—{6}{U}{U}{U}

Gift a tapped Fish
Exile target nontoken creature. If the gift wasn't promised, return that creature to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it at the beginning of the next end step.

Destroy target creature. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of counters on that creature.

Pass the Torch deals 2 damage to any target. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target card named Pass the Torch from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If you do, this creature perpetually loses this ability".

Commander creatures you own have "Whenever you cast a spell from exile, this creature deals damage equal to that spell's mana value to target opponent."

Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Flashback {4}{R}

Return up to three target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

As Patchwork Banner enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Path of Ancestry enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Devoid
When Path of Annihilation enters, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
Eldrazi you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 7 or greater, you gain 4 life.

As long as your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain life equal to the number of attacking creatures.