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Target player draws X cards and loses X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Raucous Theater enters the battlefield tapped.
When Raucous Theater enters the battlefield, surveil 1.

Choose target land. Create three tokens that are copies of it, except they're 3/3 creatures in addition to their other types and they have vigilance and menace.

Restless Spire enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{U}{R}: Until end of turn, Restless Spire becomes a 2/1 blue and red Elemental creature with "As long as it's your turn, this creature has first strike." It's still a land.
Whenever Restless Spire attacks, scry 1.

Undercity Sewers enters the battlefield tapped.
When Undercity Sewers enters the battlefield, surveil 1.

Underground Mortuary enters the battlefield tapped.
When Underground Mortuary enters the battlefield, surveil 1.

Menace
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Feral Ghoul.
When Feral Ghoul dies, each opponent gets a number of rad counters equal to its power.

Martyrdom — When Sister Repentia dies, you gain 2 life and draw two cards.
Miracle {W}{B}

All Hounds are Dogs. (We'll errata this to be true.)
First strike, lifelink
Underdog — If you've lost a game this match, Ruff, Underdog Champ and other Dogs you control get +1/+1.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Spellmorph {B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Cast it any time for its spellmorph cost.)

Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its name from among them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Flash
As Focused Funambulist enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on the empty side of the balancing pole. When you do, ask a person outside the game "Does this look balanced?" If they say yes, you may tap or untap target creature.

When Memory Test enters the battlefield, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turn those nonland cards face down.
Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize!
Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice Memory Test and open an Attraction.

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text.
You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.

This spell can't be copied.
Copy any number of target instant and/or sorcery spells. You may choose new targets for the copies.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls is dealt excess noncombat damage, amass Orcs X, where X is that excess damage.
{7}{R}: Fall of Cair Andros deals 7 damage to target creature.

When Fires of Mount Doom enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to target creature an opponent controls. Destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.
{2}{R}: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. When you play a card this way, Fires of Mount Doom deals 2 damage to each player.

When you encounter Unleash the Flux, each player sacrifices a nonland permanent, then you flip a coin. If you lose the flip, repeat this process.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Destroy target attacking creature.

{T}: Destroy target tapped nonblack creature. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

You gain X life and each opponent loses X life, where X is the number of Knights you control.

Lifelink

Whenever Copperhorn Scout attacks, untap each other creature you control.

Protection from black
When Devout Lightcaster enters the battlefield, exile target black permanent.