TL;DR

TL;DR {B}{B}

Instant
Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)
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Legalities
  • TL;DR is not legal in any format.
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Printings
  • Mystery Booster 2 (rare)

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