TL;DR {B}{B}
Instant
Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)
Details
- Artist: Sergei Ryzhov
- Collector Number: 553
- Available only as nonfoil
- Promo: playtest
- Rarity: rare
- Released: 2024-08-02
- Set: Mystery Booster 2
Legalities
- TL;DR is not legal in any format.
Rulings
- 2024-11-08 For many playtest cards, you'll need to make a generous assumption that basic game rules would be updated to allow them to work. The Mystery Booster 2 Playtest Card Notes section (reproduced here in individual Gatherer rulings) provides guidance for fitting these cards into the existing rules structure.
- 2024-11-08 Playtest cards aren't legal for play in any tournament format other than Mystery Booster Limited formats. On the other hand, we expect they will spice up a wide variety of non-tournament games (as long as everyone's on the same page about using them!).
- 2024-11-08 Playtest cards use a modified version of game symbols, such as {T} and {W}. These modified symbols should be treated as the standard symbols during play.
- 2024-11-08 Yes, a keyword action is technically also a keyword, but it's not possible for a creature to have a keyword action without having some other ability.
- 2024-11-08 You can target a creature with no abilities other than keywords with TL;DR, but when TL;DR resolves, it won't exile that creature.