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When Hinterland Chef enters the battlefield, draft a card from Hinterland Chef's spellbook. It perpetually becomes a Food artifact in addition to its other types and perpetually gains "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 3 life."

When Hollowhenge Wrangler enters the battlefield, seek a land card.
Discard a land card: Conjure a card named Hollowhenge Beast into your hand. You may also activate this ability while Hollowhenge Wrangler is in your graveyard.

Reach
Other Spiders you control get +1/+2.
{1}{B/G}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Draft a card from Ishkanah, Broodmother's spellbook.

Trample, haste
Lupine Harbingers enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of turns you've begun since it was foretold.
Foretell {4}{G}{G}

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gets +X/+X, where X is the amount of excess damage dealt this way.

Seek a basic land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then seek a permanent card with mana value equal to the number of lands you control.

When Tenacious Pup enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. You get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter, trample counter, and vigilance counter on it."

Destroy all creatures. Creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Menace
At the beginning of each combat, if Gitrog, Horror of Zhava is untapped, any opponent may sacrifice a nontoken creature. If they do, tap Gitrog, Horror of Zhava, then seek a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a land enters under your control, it perpetually gains "{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card."

Key to the Archive enters tapped.
When Key to the Archive enters, draft a card from Key to the Archive's spellbook, then discard a card.
{T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors.

Equipped creature has trample.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, seek a card with mana value equal to that damage.
Equip {2}

Defender
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
Whenever you cast a creature spell from your library, it becomes a black Bird in addition to its other colors and types, has flying, and has base power and toughness 1/1.

When Ominous Traveler enters the battlefield, draft a card from Ominous Traveler's spellbook. That card perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell" and "When you cast this spell, return a creature named Ominous Traveler you control to its owner's hand."

Forsaken Crossroads enters tapped.
As Forsaken Crossroads enters, choose a color.
When Forsaken Crossroads enters, scry 1. If you weren't the starting player, you may untap Forsaken Crossroads instead.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.