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Draw two cards. Each player loses 2 life.

Trample
At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, this creature becomes prepared.

For each opponent, you create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice X creatures.
Destroy X target nonland permanents.

Flying
When this creature enters and whenever one or more creature tokens you control deal combat damage to a player, this creature becomes prepared.

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. That token gains haste until end of turn.

First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are three or more artifact and/or creature cards in your graveyard, this creature becomes prepared.

Exile target artifact or creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it.

Reach
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, this creature becomes prepared.

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to X target creatures. Those creatures gain flying until end of turn. Draw a card.

{T}: Add {C}{C}. When you next cast a spell with {X} in its mana cost this turn, you draw a card and gain half X life, rounded down.

This land enters tapped.
Cycling {2}

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.

This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.

This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.

This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.

This land enters tapped unless your opponents control eight or more lands.

This land enters tapped.
Cycling {2}

Flying, vigilance
Whenever Augusta attacks, each player exiles a card from their graveyard. When one or more nonland cards are exiled this way, put that many +1/+1 counters on target attacking creature.

Destroy all creatures. Then create a 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token for each nontoken creature you controlled that was destroyed this way.

Vigilance
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, this creature becomes prepared.

Return all enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying. When you do, return up to one target Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to that token.