Secret Lair Drop

Breeches, Eager Pillager

Breeches, Eager Pillager {2}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Pirate
First strike
Whenever a Pirate you control attacks, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Create a Treasure token.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
3/3
Deflecting Swat

Deflecting Swat {2}{R}

Instant
If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
You may choose new targets for target spell or ability.
"Oh, what a lovely gift—fire is my favorite!"
Llanowar Elves

Llanowar Elves {G}

Creature - Elf Druid
{T}: Add {G}.
"When lumberjacks bring axes, trees bring us."
1/1
Related cards: Llanowar Mentor Marwyn's Kindred
Rin and Seri, Inseparable

Rin and Seri, Inseparable {1}{R}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature - Dog Cat
Whenever you cast a Dog spell, create a 1/1 green Cat creature token.
Whenever you cast a Cat spell, create a 1/1 white Dog creature token.
{R}{G}{W}, {T}: Rin and Seri deals damage to any target equal to the number of Dogs you control. You gain life equal to the number of Cats you control.
4/4
Rin and Seri, Inseparable

Rin and Seri, Inseparable {1}{R}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature - Dog Cat
Whenever you cast a Dog spell, create a 1/1 green Cat creature token.
Whenever you cast a Cat spell, create a 1/1 white Dog creature token.
{R}{G}{W}, {T}: Rin and Seri deals damage to any target equal to the number of Dogs you control. You gain life equal to the number of Cats you control.
4/4
Jetmir, Nexus of Revels

Jetmir, Nexus of Revels {1}{R}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature - Cat Demon
Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.
5/4
Jetmir, Nexus of Revels

Jetmir, Nexus of Revels {1}{R}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature - Cat Demon
Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.
5/4
Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second

Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second {R/G}{G}{G/W}

Legendary Creature - Elf Druid
If you would create one or more tokens, you may instead create that many 2/2 green Cat creature tokens with haste or that many 3/1 green Dog creature tokens with vigilance.
"Raffine, Xander, Falco, Ziatora, Jetmir—heel!"
3/3
Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second

Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second {R/G}{G}{G/W}

Legendary Creature - Elf Druid
If you would create one or more tokens, you may instead create that many 2/2 green Cat creature tokens with haste or that many 3/1 green Dog creature tokens with vigilance.
"Mister Mittens, you would not be-lieve the day I had."
3/3
Najeela, the Blade-Blossom

Najeela, the Blade-Blossom {2}{R}
(Eivor, Raven Clan Champion)

Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Whenever a Warrior attacks, you may have its controller create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token that's tapped and attacking.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Untap all attacking creatures. They gain trample, lifelink, and haste until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. Activate only during combat.
3/2
Kelsien, the Plague

Kelsien, the Plague {R}{W}{B}
(Altaïr, Brotherhood Mentor)

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin
Vigilance, haste
Kelsien gets +1/+1 for each experience counter you have.
{T}: Kelsien deals 1 damage to target creature you don't control. When that creature dies this turn, you get an experience counter.
"There is no greater glory than fighting to find the truth."
2/2
Queen Marchesa

Queen Marchesa {1}{R}{W}{B}
(Amunet, Tyrants' End)

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin
Deathtouch, haste
When Queen Marchesa enters, you become the monarch.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent is the monarch, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.
3/3
Ramses, Assassin Lord

Ramses, Assassin Lord {2}{U}{B}
(Basim, Master Assassin)

Legendary Creature - Human Assassin
Deathtouch
Other Assassins you control get +1/+1.
Whenever a player loses the game, if they were attacked this turn by an Assassin you controlled, you win the game.
"But a man you trust with anything . . . can take everything."
4/4
Admiral Beckett Brass

Admiral Beckett Brass {1}{U}{B}{R}
(Edward, Jackdaw Captain)

Legendary Creature - Human Pirate
Other Pirates you control get +1/+1.
At the beginning of your end step, gain control of target nonland permanent controlled by a player who was dealt combat damage by three or more Pirates this turn.
"Everything is permitted? I like the sound of that."
3/3
Related card: Brazen Boarding
Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon

Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon {3}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Dragon Skeleton
Flying
Infect
{B}: Skithiryx gains haste until end of turn.
{B}{B}: Regenerate Skithiryx.
It's a rare, beautiful thing to be both protector and protected.
4/4
Kaalia of the Vast

Kaalia of the Vast {1}{R}{W}{B}

Legendary Creature - Human Cleric
Flying
Whenever Kaalia attacks an opponent, you may put an Angel, Demon, or Dragon creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking that opponent.
Some bonds can't be explained, only felt.
2/2
Angel of Despair

Angel of Despair {3}{W}{W}{B}{B}

Creature - Angel
Flying
When this creature enters, destroy target permanent.
When the soul dies yet the body survives— that is true anguish.
5/5
Master of Cruelties

Master of Cruelties {3}{B}{R}

Creature - Demon
First strike, deathtouch
This creature can only attack alone.
Whenever this creature attacks a player and isn't blocked, that player's life total becomes 1. This creature assigns no combat damage this combat.
There is no greater pain than a love that can never be.
1/4
Gonti, Lord of Luxury

Gonti, Lord of Luxury {2}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature - Aetherborn Rogue
Deathtouch
When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
2/3
Gonti, Lord of Luxury

Gonti, Lord of Luxury {2}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature - Aetherborn Rogue
Deathtouch
When Gonti enters, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
2/3
Vilis, Broker of Blood

Vilis, Broker of Blood {5}{B}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature - Demon
Flying
{B}, Pay 2 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever you lose life, draw that many cards.
ALWAYS SLIPS A "TERMINATION" CLAUSE INTO THE FINE PRINT.
8/8
Vilis, Broker of Blood

Vilis, Broker of Blood {5}{B}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature - Demon
Flying
{B}, Pay 2 life: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever you lose life, draw that many cards.
ALWAYS SLIPS A "TERMINATION" CLAUSE INTO THE FINE PRINT.
8/8
Anowon, the Ruin Thief

Anowon, the Ruin Thief {2}{U}{B}

Legendary Creature - Vampire Rogue
Other Rogues you control get +1/+1.
Whenever one or more Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, that player mills a card for each 1 damage dealt to them. If the player mills at least one creature card this way, you draw a card.
FLUENT IN ARCANE TONGUES. PREFERS MONEY TO DO THE TALKING.
2/4
Anowon, the Ruin Thief

Anowon, the Ruin Thief {2}{U}{B}

Legendary Creature - Vampire Rogue
Other Rogues you control get +1/+1.
Whenever one or more Rogues you control deal combat damage to a player, that player mills a card for each 1 damage dealt to them. If the player mills at least one creature card this way, you draw a card.
FLUENT IN ARCANE TONGUES. PREFERS MONEY TO DO THE TALKING.
2/4
Grenzo, Dungeon Warden

Grenzo, Dungeon Warden {X}{B}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Rogue
Grenzo enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}: Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less than or equal to Grenzo's power, put it onto the battlefield.
CAN BE BRIBED. CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
2/2