Secret Lair Drop
Oppression {1}{B}{B}
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player discards a card.
THE EARTH BELOW IS YOUR CELL
THE AIR YOU BREATHE FORMS YOUR CHAINS
THE ONLY PATH TO FREEDOM LIES IN SUBMISSION
THE AIR YOU BREATHE FORMS YOUR CHAINS
THE ONLY PATH TO FREEDOM LIES IN SUBMISSION
Abrade {1}{R}
Instant
Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.
IDOLS AND MEN BECOME SLAG BENEATH THE ALTAR TO THE NEW OBJECT OF WORSHIP: LORD UNMAKING, THE GREAT DISSOLUTION
Related card:
Kayla's Kindling
Mass Hysteria {R}
Enchantment
All creatures have haste.
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION
NOW IS THE TIME FOR CHAOS
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ONE AGE TO END,
AND A RED ERA TO BEGIN
NOW IS THE TIME FOR CHAOS
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ONE AGE TO END,
AND A RED ERA TO BEGIN
Thalia, Heretic Cathar {2}{W}
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Thalia uses every tool at her disposal to keep Thraben safe.
3/2
Clever Impersonator {2}{U}{U}
Creature - Shapeshifter
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any nonland permanent on the battlefield.
Who is she?
0/0
Hedron Crab {U}
Creature - Crab
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, target player mills three cards.
0/2
Pitiless Plunderer {3}{B}
Creature - Human Pirate
Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token.
"Yarr, the treasure can be anything. 'Tis the plundering that makes a satisfying day's work."
1/4
Mycosynth Golem {11}
Artifact Creature - Golem
Affinity for artifacts
Artifact creature spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
Artifact creature spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
"Stop the party? Does not compute."
4/5
Mycosynth Golem {11}
Artifact Creature - Golem
Affinity for artifacts
Artifact creature spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
Artifact creature spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
"Stop the party? Does not compute."
4/5
Mycosynth Lattice {6}
Artifact
All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types.
All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.
Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.
All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.
Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.
Each tendril was a living bassline.
Mycosynth Lattice {6}
Artifact
All permanents are artifacts in addition to their other types.
All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.
Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.
All cards that aren't on the battlefield, spells, and permanents are colorless.
Players may spend mana as though it were mana of any color.
Each tendril was a living bassline.
Mycosynth Wellspring {2}
Artifact
When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
The mycosynth created the groove. The groove created the party.
Mycosynth Wellspring {2}
Artifact
When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
The mycosynth created the groove. The groove created the party.
Sisay, Weatherlight Captain
{2}{W}
(Buttercup, Provincial Princess)
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Sisay gets +1/+1 for each color among other legendary permanents you control.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Search your library for a legendary permanent card with mana value less than Sisay's power, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
"Farm boy . . . fetch me that pitcher."
2/2
Silence {W}
Instant
Your opponents can't cast spells this turn.
"No more rhymes now, I mean it."
—Vizzini
—Vizzini
Battle of Wits {3}{U}{U}
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders."
—Vizzini
—Vizzini
Baral, Chief of Compliance
{1}{U}
(Vizzini, Criminal Mastermind)
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
Whenever a spell or ability you control counters a spell, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.
"Inconceivable!"
1/3
Pack Rat
{1}{B}
(Rodents of Unusual Size)
Creature - Rat
Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control.
{2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of this creature.
{2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of this creature.
"Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
—Westley
—Westley
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Fynn, the Fangbearer
{1}{G}
(Westley, Dread Pirate Roberts)
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Deathtouch
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.
Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.
"As you wish."
1/3
Brion Stoutarm
{2}{R}{W}
(Fezzik, Rhyming Giant)
Legendary Creature - Giant Warrior
Lifelink
{R}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Brion Stoutarm deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target player or planeswalker.
{R}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Brion Stoutarm deals damage equal to the sacrificed creature's power to target player or planeswalker.
"I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed."
4/4
Samut, Voice of Dissent
{3}{R}{G}
(Inigo, Avenging Swordsman)
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Flash
Double strike, vigilance, haste
Other creatures you control have haste.
{W}, {T}: Untap another target creature.
Double strike, vigilance, haste
Other creatures you control have haste.
{W}, {T}: Untap another target creature.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
3/4
Marchesa, the Black Rose
{1}{U}{B}{R}
(Miracle Max, Unemployed)
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
Dethrone
Other creatures you control have dethrone.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
Other creatures you control have dethrone.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control at the beginning of the next end step.
"It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead."
3/3
Ajani Goldmane {2}{W}{W}
Legendary Planeswalker - Ajani
[+1]: You gain 2 life.
[–1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
[–6]: Create a white Avatar creature token. It has "This token's power and toughness are each equal to your life total."
[–1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
[–6]: Create a white Avatar creature token. It has "This token's power and toughness are each equal to your life total."
Catcher
Loyalty:
4
Ajani Goldmane {2}{W}{W}
Legendary Planeswalker - Ajani
[+1]: You gain 2 life.
[–1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
[–6]: Create a white Avatar creature token. It has "This token's power and toughness are each equal to your life total."
[–1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
[–6]: Create a white Avatar creature token. It has "This token's power and toughness are each equal to your life total."
Signature Magic: Auramancy
Color Alignment: White
Plane of Origin: Naya
First Planeswalk: Jund
Height: 6'6"
Briefly traded to the Phyrexians in 2022.
Color Alignment: White
Plane of Origin: Naya
First Planeswalk: Jund
Height: 6'6"
Briefly traded to the Phyrexians in 2022.
Loyalty:
4