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Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Spree
+ {1} — Copy target instant spell, sorcery spell, activated ability, or triggered ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
+ {1} — Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a Goblin permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, each opponent mills three cards.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Elves you control get +2/+0.

Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, draw a card.

Choose one —
• Break Their Chains — Destroy target artifact.
• Interrogate Them — Exile the top three cards of target opponent's library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.

{T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, you gain 2 life.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Blood token.

Commander creatures you own have "Room abilities of dungeons you own trigger an additional time."

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Any player may cast spells as though they had flash.
Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent draws a card.

All creatures block each combat if able.
The attacking player chooses how each creature blocks each combat.

{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

You draw two cards and lose 2 life.

Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.