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Split second
Choose any number of target creatures with equal toughness. Destroy the chosen creatures.

I — Each player gets three rad counters.
II — Create X 2/2 black Zombie Mutant creature tokens, where X is the total number of rad counters among players.
III — Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control that's a Zombie or Mutant.

Squad {2}
When Wasteland Raider enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, defending player gets two rad counters.

When Assaultron Dominator enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever an artifact creature you control attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or trample counter on that creature.

Improvise
Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens.

Double strike, trample
Whenever Crimson Caravaneer deals combat damage to a player, create a Junk token.

Hunters for Hire — Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a quest counter on it.
{1}, Remove a quest counter from a permanent you control: Create a Junk token.

Morbid — This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn.
Enchant creature
When Grim Reaper's Sprint enters, untap each creature you control. If it's your main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Whenever Ian the Reckless attacks, if it's modified, you may have it deal damage equal to its power to you and any target.

When Junk Jet enters, create a Junk token.
{3}, Sacrifice another artifact: Double equipped creature's power until end of turn.
Equip {1}

Choose one —
• Disarm — Destroy target artifact. Create four Treasure tokens.
• Detonate — Megaton's Fate deals 8 damage to each creature. Each player gets four rad counters.

When The Motherlode, Excavator enters, choose target opponent. You get an amount of {E} equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.
Whenever The Motherlode attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}{E}. When you do, destroy target nonbasic land defending player controls, and creatures that player controls without flying can't block this turn.

Flash
When Mysterious Stranger enters, for each graveyard with an instant or sorcery card in it, exile target instant or sorcery card from that graveyard. If two or more cards are exiled this way, choose one of them at random and copy it. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E}.
Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, Plasma Caster deals 1 damage to it.
Equip {2}

Squad {2}
When Powder Ganger enters, destroy up to one target artifact.

First strike
Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked.
Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}.

Haste
Whenever Synth Eradicator attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may get {E}{E}. If you don't, you may play that card this turn.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Synth Eradicator deals 3 damage to any target.

Squad—{1}, Discard a card.
When Thrill-Kill Disciple dies, create a Junk token.

I, II — Discard a card, then draw a card.
III — Reveal up to five nonland cards from your hand. For each of those cards that has the same mana value as another card revealed this way, create a Treasure token.

Menace
Whenever Veronica, Dissident Scribe attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards for the first time each turn, create a Junk token.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each Aura and Equipment attached to this creature other than Animal Friend."

Vigilance
{T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
Sacrifice Bighorner Rancher: You gain life equal to the greatest toughness among other creatures you control.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a Junk token.