mtg.wtf

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {3}

Create ten 1/1 white Insect creature tokens with flying. Exile 17-Year Cicadas with seventeen time counters on it.
Suspend 17 — {0} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {0} and exile it with seventeen time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.)
Whenever you cast a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.

Exile target creature or Spacecraft. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose a mode at random among the previous playtest cards Night Out in Vegas, Another Night in Vegas, or Yet Another Night in Vegas. (Whichever of the 12 effects happens here, stays here... unless you hit a mode that makes you sacrifice the enchantment.)

{1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: You may reveal a container holding at least three different sealed booster packs. If you do, select one of those packs at random, open it, and put a card from it into your hand. (You're responsible for providing the booster packs and the container. Other cards from the opened pack remain out of the game.)

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

I — Conjure a card named Gilded Goose onto the battlefield.
II, III — You may tap an untapped Bird you control and sacrifice an artifact. If you do, conjure a card named Golden Egg onto the battlefield.

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, you draw a card.

Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token, a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token, and a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. Then secretly choose Human, Merfolk, or Goblin.
Sacrifice this enchantment, Reveal the creature type you chose: If target attacking creature token is the chosen type, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Casualty 1
Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

When you set this scheme in motion, reveal the top two cards of your library and put them into your hand. When you reveal one or more nonland cards this way, this scheme deals damage equal to their total mana value to any target.

Other permanents you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchanted creatures you control get +2/+2.

{T}: Add {C}. If you're in a city that starts with an A, instead add one mana of any color.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Target blocking creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile up to one other target nonland permanent until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Waterbend {3}: Sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, scry 2.

Kicker {2}
Search your library for a basic land card. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for a basic land card and a Shrine card. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
You gain 2 life.

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)