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Cannot be the target of spells or effects. World Champion has power and toughness equal to the life total of target opponent.
{0}: Discard your hand to search your library for 1996 World Champion and reveal it to all players. Shuffle your library and put 1996 World Champion on top of it. Use this ability only at the beginning of your upkeep, and only if 1996 World Champion is in your library.

Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.

[+1]: Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.
[+1]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Aura, creature, or planeswalker card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[–8]: You gain 100 life.

Hexproof
Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

At Least It's a Dry Heat deals 1,000,000 damage to target creature. This damage can't be prevented, redirected, cause damage to be dealt to a player (sorry, Stuffy Doll), or be compared to damage dealt by sources on the east coast.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.

If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
{2}{W}{B}{G}, {T}, Exile Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant: Search your library for any number of creature cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only if you have 111 or more life.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn.
• 2 — menace
• 3 — vigilance
• 4 — lifelink
• 5 — flying
• 6 — indestructible

Spells you cast cost {3} less to cast if they were originally printed in the following expansions or associated commander decks, depending on who won the Unknown event on February 18th, 2023:
Mirran Victory — Mirrodin, Darksteel, Fifth Dawn, and Scars of Mirrodin.
Phyrexian Victory — Mirrodin Besieged, New Phyrexia, All Will be One, and March of the Machine.

Gen gets +1/+1 for each different year of release among other nontoken permanents you control. (For example, if a card was released in 1993, that's one year of release. Specific editions matter.)
Whenever Gen attacks, if its power is 30 or greater, you win the game.

Shroud
{X}: Put X tower counters on Helix Pinnacle.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are 100 or more tower counters on Helix Pinnacle, you win the game.

While it's October 25th, 2024, whenever you cast your commander, create a token that's a copy of it except it isn't legendary.
While it's October 26th or 27th, 2024, if one or more tokens would be created under your control, instead twice that many tokens are created and each of them enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
On any other date, both abilities apply. (Because why not?)

{T}: Add {∞}.
{100}: Add one mana of any color.

If the Mirrans won the Unknown event on February 17th, 2023, Phila, Unsealed is also a Rebel with "You can't get poison counters," and has "{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Exile target artifact."
If the Phyrexians won that event, Phila is also a Phyrexian with "Other Phyrexians you control get +1/+1 and gain Toxic 1."

Pyromancy 101 deals 1 damage to any target.
Teach {1}{R} (Then exile this spell taught to a creature you control. For as long as this card remains exiled, that creature has "{T}: Copy the exiled card. You may cast the copy for its teach cost.")

Flying, haste
Whenever a creature you control with flying and/or haste attacks, you get 20% cooler.
Sonic Rainboom — {T}: If you're at least 100% cool, add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, draw a card, and reset your coolness.

State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)

Exile target creature if it has any abilities other than keywords. (Flying, protection, and partner are all keywords. See rule 702 for details. Landfall and scry aren't keywords; they're an ability word and a keyword action respectively. Yes, there's a difference.)

The Beleaguered Boxer can't be your Commander unless your deck is 100 cards and originally built out of no more than 36 booster packs, plus basic lands.
When The Beleaguered Boxer enters the battlefield, open a Magic booster pack. Remove up to three cards in your hand or graveyard from your deck permanently. For each card removed this way, add a card from that pack to your hand. Those cards are now permanently part of your deck.

If The Covert Blue Mage is your commander, your starting deck can contain any number of cards beyond the maximum deck size. (For example, your deck can be 120 cards.)
When The Covert Blue Mage enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Covert Sunglasses. It has "Equipped creature can't be blocked" and equip {2}{W/U}.

Whenever you untap one or more permanents during your untap step, put that many time counters on The Millennium Calendar.
{2}, {T}: Double the number of time counters on The Millennium Calendar.
When there are 1,000 or more time counters on The Millennium Calendar, sacrifice it and each opponent loses 1,000 life.

[+1]: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
(Randomly choose one of —
• Until end of turn, up to one target creature gets +1/+1 and gains first strike, vigilance, and lifelink.
• Distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.
• Destroy target noncreature permanent.
• Create two 3/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.
• Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
• Create a 3/3 black Beast creature token with deathtouch.
• Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
• During target opponent's next turn, creatures that player controls attack Urza if able.
• Put a loyalty counter on Urza for each creature target opponent controls.
• Until your next turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, it gets -1/-0 until end of turn.
• Target player exiles a card from their hand.
• Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.
• Target land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with trample. It's still a land.
• Draw a card, then add one mana of any color.
• Until end of turn, Urza becomes a legendary 4/4 red Dragon creature with flying, indestructible, and haste. (He doesn't lose loyalty while he's not a planeswalker.)
• Until your next turn,creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain lifelink.
• Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
• Urza deals 3 damage to any target.
• Until your next turn,whenever a creature deals combat damage to Urza, destroy that creature.
• Add X mana in any combination of colors, where X is the number of creatures you control.)
[–1]: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
(Randomly choose one of —
• Urza deals 3 damage to each creature.
• Gain control of target creature.
• Urza deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.
• Destroy target creature. You gain life equal to its toughness.
• You get an emblem with “Creatures you control get +1/+1.”
• You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
• Draw three cards, then put a card from your hand on top of your library.
• Target player puts the top ten cards of their library into their graveyard.
• Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library in any order.
• Exile target permanent.
• Reveal the top five cards of your library. You may put all creature cards and/or land cards from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
• Search your library for a card and put that card into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
• Target player sacrifices two creatures.
• Create a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying. You lose 2 life.
• Create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying.
• Target player's life total becomes 10.
• Destroy target nonland permanent.
• Return target permanent from a graveyard to the battlefield under your control.
• Create two 3/3 green Beast creature tokens.
• Draw four cards,then discard two cards.)
[–6]: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
(Randomly choose one of —
• Urza deals 7 damage to target player or planeswalker. That player or that planeswalker's controller discards seven cards, then sacrifices seven permanents.
• You get an emblem with “If a source would deal damage to you or a planeswalker you control, prevent all but 1 of that damage.”
• Destroy all lands target player controls.
• Create X 2/2 white Cat creature tokens, where X is your life total.
• You gain 100 life.
• Urza deals 10 damage to target player or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.
• You get an emblem with “Creatures you control have double strike, trample, hexproof, and haste.”
• You get an emblem with “Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible.”
• Create a 6/6 green Wurm creature token for each land you control.
• Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You draw seven cards.
• Destroy up to three target creatures and/or other planeswalkers. Return each card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control.
• You get an emblem with “Whenever you cast a spell, exile target permanent.”
• You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have it fight target creature.” Then create three 8/8 blue Octopus creature tokens.
• You control target player during that player's next turn.
• Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
• Create three 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens with “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game.”
• Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.
• You gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of lands you control.
• Flip five coins. Take an extra turn after this one for each coin that comes up heads.
• You gain 7 life, draw seven cards, then put up to seven permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.)

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on Vexing Puzzlebox equal to the result.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20.
{T}, Remove 100 charge counters from Vexing Puzzlebox: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tulip Petal artifact token that has "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Chaos: Spin this plane until the arrow lands on a permanent. If the plane rotated at least 360 degrees during the spin, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.