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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying, protection from red

Enchant creature
When Abduction enters, untap enchanted creature.
You control enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Flying
When Abhorrent Overlord enters, create a number of 1/1 black Harpy creature tokens with flying equal to your devotion to black.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.

You may discard a Plains card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Whenever Abomination blocks or becomes blocked by a green or white creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Cumulative upkeep—Put a -1/-1 counter on Aboroth.

Tap an untapped Octopus you control: Tap target permanent.
{U}{U}{U}: Tap all creatures without flying.

Counter target spell. Cards in your hand that share a card type with that spell perpetually gain "This spell costs {1} less to cast."

If you would draw a card, you may instead choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

When Abyssal Gorestalker enters, each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.

{T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard that was put there this turn. Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a Nightmare in addition to its other types. Then exile all other Nightmare tokens you control.

Flying
When Abyssal Horror enters, target player discards two cards.

Whenever an opponent discards a card, Abyssal Nocturnus gets +2/+2 and gains fear until end of turn.

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Flying
Whenever Abyssal Specter deals damage to a player, that player discards a card.

When Academy Researchers enters, you may put an Aura card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to Academy Researchers.

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the highest mana value among permanents you control.

Counter target spell. Create X 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying, where X is that spell's mana value.

Once during each of your turns, you may cast a spell from your hand by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.

Reach
When Acid Web Spider enters, you may destroy target Equipment.

Deathtouch
When Acidic Slime enters, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever Aclazotz attacks, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, you draw a card.
Whenever an opponent discards a land card, create a 1/1 black Bat creature token with flying.
When Aclazotz dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner's control.

Search target opponent's library for an artifact card and put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.

When Act of Authority enters, you may exile target artifact or enchantment.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may exile target artifact or enchantment. If you do, its controller gains control of Act of Authority.