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Spells and abilities you control can't destroy, exile, target, or cause you to sacrifice A Good Thing.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double your life total. Then, if you have 1,000 or more life, you lose the game.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
Madness {1}{R}

Up to two target creatures can't block this turn.
Flashback {3}{R}

You may cast spells that have a cycling ability from your graveyard.
If a card that has a cycling ability would be put into your graveyard from anywhere and it wasn't cycled, exile it instead.

First strike
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Abattoir Ghoul this turn dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Flying, protection from red

Prowess
When Abbot of Keral Keep enters, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.

Enchant creature
When Abduction enters, untap enchanted creature.
You control enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Until end of turn, target player can't cast instant or sorcery spells, and that player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Draw a card.

Flying
When Abhorrent Overlord enters, create a number of 1/1 black Harpy creature tokens with flying equal to your devotion to black.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.

As Abian, Luvion Usurper enters, you become Abian. (Your life total becomes equal to their loyalty. You can activate the loyalty abilities by spending or gaining life.)
[+3]: Discard your hand, then draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
[+1]: Create a 3/2 red and green Spirit creature token.
[–X]: You deal X damage to any target.

At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
• You gain 1 life.
• Return target creature card with mana value 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield.

You may discard a Plains card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Flying
When this creature transforms into Abolisher of Bloodlines, target opponent sacrifices three creatures.

Whenever Abomination blocks or becomes blocked by a green or white creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Vigilance; menace
Abomination of Llanowar's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard.

Tap an untapped Octopus you control: Tap target permanent.
{U}{U}{U}: Tap all creatures without flying.

Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

This spell can't be countered.
Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.

All creatures have protection from red.

Counter target spell. You gain 3 life.

Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.
Basic landcycling {1}{B}

When Abu Ja'far dies, destroy all creatures blocking or blocked by it. They can't be regenerated.