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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

First strike
Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Flying, vigilance

Flying
When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 black Harpy creature tokens with flying equal to your devotion to black.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.

You may discard a Plains card rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

This spell can't be countered.
Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.

Haunt
When this creature enters or the creature it haunts dies, destroy target enchantment.

Target player loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.
Basic landcycling {1}{B}

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target artifact creature this turn.

Choose one —
• You gain 5 life.
• Prevent the next 5 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Entwine {2}

If you would draw a card, you may instead choose land or nonland and reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchant land
When this Aura enters, draw a card.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

When this creature dies, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

Whenever an opponent discards a card, this creature gets +2/+2 and gains fear until end of turn.

Flying, trample
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.

Flying
Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player discards a card.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in all graveyards.
{2}{U}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Intimidate
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters, you may put an Aura card from your hand onto the battlefield attached to this creature.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}{U}, {T}: Put target artifact card from your graveyard on top of your library.

At the beginning of your end step, if you have no cards in hand, draw seven cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, discard your hand.

Battle cry

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance.
Equip {3}