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At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

This creature enters tapped.
When this creature dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

When this creature enters from anywhere other than a graveyard or exile, if it's on the battlefield and you control 9 or fewer creatures named "Name Sticker" Goblin, roll a 20-sided die.
1-6 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}.
7-14 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.
15-20 | Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {3}

Exile target creature or Spacecraft. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then shuffle.

I — Conjure a card named Gilded Goose onto the battlefield.
II, III — You may tap an untapped Bird you control and sacrifice an artifact. If you do, conjure a card named Golden Egg onto the battlefield.

Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, you draw a card.

Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token, a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token, and a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. Then secretly choose Human, Merfolk, or Goblin.
Sacrifice this enchantment, Reveal the creature type you chose: If target attacking creature token is the chosen type, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Casualty 1
Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

Other permanents you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Enchanted creatures you control get +2/+2.

Flying

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

When this creature enters, it connives.
Basic landcycling {2}

When this creature enters, surveil 2.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Whenever Aang and Katara enter or attack, create X 1/1 white Ally creature tokens, where X is the number of tapped artifacts and/or creatures you control.

Reach, trample
Whenever Aang and La attack, put a +1/+1 counter on each tapped creature you control.

Target blocking creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Flash
When this enchantment enters, exile up to one other target nonland permanent until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.
Waterbend {3}: Sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, scry 2.

Kicker {2}
Search your library for a basic land card. If this spell was kicked, instead search your library for a basic land card and a Shrine card. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
You gain 2 life.

Aang has vigilance as long as there's a Lesson card in your graveyard.
Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Aang.