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Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {3}

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, whenever a player taps a land for mana, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced.

When this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token, a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token, and a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. Then secretly choose Human, Merfolk, or Goblin.
Sacrifice this enchantment, Reveal the creature type you chose: If target attacking creature token is the chosen type, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Casualty 1
Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

When you set this scheme in motion, reveal the top two cards of your library and put them into your hand. When you reveal one or more nonland cards this way, this scheme deals damage equal to their total mana value to any target.

When you set this scheme in motion, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Enchanted creatures you control get +2/+2.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Trample
Mark of Chaos Ascendant — During your turn, spells you cast from your hand with mana value X or less have cascade, where X is the total amount of life your opponents have lost this turn.

Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
Madness {1}{R}

Up to two target creatures can't block this turn.
Flashback {3}{R}

This land enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Add one mana of any color.

You may cast spells that have a cycling ability from your graveyard.
If a card that has a cycling ability would be put into your graveyard from anywhere and it wasn't cycled, exile it instead.

First strike
Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, you gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Flying, protection from red

Flying, vigilance

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, untap enchanted creature.
You control enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Ravenous
Trample
Heavy Power Hammer — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Psionic Spells — When this creature enters, choose target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard, then roll a d20.
1—9 | You may put that card on top of your library.
10—20 | Return that card to your hand.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, mill a card. If an instant or sorcery card was milled this way, transform this creature.

Until end of turn, target player can't cast instant or sorcery spells, and that player can't activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.
Draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile six cards from your graveyard.
Flying
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, manifest dread.

Flying
When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 black Harpy creature tokens with flying equal to your devotion to black.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature.

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."