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When Abzan Ascendancy enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Choose one —
• Exile target creature with power 3 or greater.
• You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
• Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures.

Lifelink
Morph {2}{W}{B}{G}

Whenever Anafenza, the Foremost attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on another target tapped creature you control.
If a nontoken creature an opponent owns would die or a creature card not on the battlefield would be put into an opponent's graveyard, exile that card instead.

Menace
Other enchantment creatures you control have menace.
Whenever Anikthea enters the battlefield or attacks, exile up to one target non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 3/3 black Zombie creature in addition to its other types.

When Armament Corps enters the battlefield, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.

If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.
{2}{W}{B}{G}, {T}, Exile Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant: Search your library for any number of creature cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Activate only if you have 111 or more life.

Vigilance, reach
Whenever Colfenor, the Last Yew or another creature you control dies, return up to one other target creature card with lesser toughness from your graveyard to your hand.

Indestructible
Darksteel Hydra enters the battlefield with X oil counters on it.
Darksteel Hydra's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of oil counters on it.
When Darksteel Hydra enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Darksteel Ingot and a card named Darksteel Plate into your hand.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, mill two cards. Then return a creature card with lesser mana value than the creature that died from your graveyard to your hand.
{1}, Sacrifice Death's Oasis: You gain life equal to the highest mana value among creatures you control.

Each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

When Drover of the Swine enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Conjure a card of your choice from the Three Pigs spellbook onto the battlefield.
• Return up to three target Boar creature cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Choose up to one creature. Destroy the rest.

Return any number of permanent cards with different names from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Ghave, Guru of Spores enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
{1}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Untap each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it during each other player's untap step.

Flying, vigilance, toxic 2
Corrupted — At the beginning of your end step, each opponent who has three or more poison counters exiles the top card of their library face down. You may look at and play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.

When Kathril, Aspect Warper enters the battlefield, put a flying counter on any creature you control if a creature card in your graveyard has flying. Repeat this process for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance. Then put a +1/+1 counter on Kathril for each counter put on a creature this way.

Legendary spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Exile two legendary cards from your graveyard: Until end of turn, each legendary card in your graveyard gains "You may play this card from your graveyard."

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Myrkul, Lord of Bones has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an enchantment and loses all other card types.

Lifelink
Whenever you sacrifice an enchantment, draw a card.
Whenever the final chapter ability of a Saga you control resolves, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is that Saga's mana value.

Mutate {4}{G/W}{B}{B}
Deathtouch, lifelink
Whenever this creature mutates, return any number of target creature cards with total power 10 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sacrifice a land: You gain 3 life.

Trample
When Siege Rhino enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.