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[+1]: Create a colorless artifact token named Etherium Cell with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
[–2]: Target creature gets +X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control.
[–7]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5."

[+1]: Untap up to two target artifacts.
[–X]: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
[–5]: Artifacts you control become artifact creatures with base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.

[+1]: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
[–1]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 5/5.
[–4]: Target player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is twice the number of artifacts you control.

[+1]: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
[0]: Draw a card. If you control three or more artifacts, draw two cards instead.
[–9]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, search your library for a permanent card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."

The first activated ability of an artifact you activate each turn costs {2} less to activate.
[+1]: Draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.
[–2]: Target artifact becomes an artifact creature. If it isn't a Vehicle, it has base power and toughness 4/4.
[–6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an artifact you control becomes tapped, draw a card."

[+1]: Draw a card.
[0]: Until your next turn, target artifact you control becomes a 5/5 creature in addition to its other types.
[–7]: Put any number of cards from your hand onto the battlefield face down. They're 5/5 artifact creatures.

[+1]: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal an artifact card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
[–3]: Target opponent loses life equal to the number of artifacts you control.
[–8]: Gain control of all artifacts and creatures target opponent controls.

Creature and planeswalker spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
[+2]: Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of artifacts you control. You gain X life.
[–3]: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
[–8]: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Put all artifact cards from among them onto the battlefield.

Islandwalk
Whenever Thada Adel, Acquisitor deals combat damage to a player, search that player's library for an artifact card and exile it. Then that player shuffles. Until end of turn, you may play that card.

First strike, deathtouch
You may play an additional land on each of your turns.
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.
Whenever Thalia and The Gitrog Monster attacks, sacrifice a creature or land, then draw a card.

First strike
Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter tapped.

At the beginning of each end step, create X 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of tokens you created this turn.

Vigilance, reach
All creatures attack each combat if able.
Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Thantis, the Warweaver.

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to blue is less than five, Thassa isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your end step, exile up to one other target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under your control.
{3}{U}: Tap another target creature.

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to blue is less than five, Thassa isn't a creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1.
{1}{U}: Target creature you control can't be blocked this turn.

At the beginning of your first main phase, read aloud the name, mana cost, type line, power, and toughness of a card in your hand, except lie about one of them. Each opponent simultaneously guesses which one is incorrect. Then reveal the card. Each opponent who guessed incorrectly loses 3 life. You may discard that card and draw a card. (They can't look it up or ask for help as this ability is resolving. Nice try, though.)

Descend 8 — The Ancient One can't attack or block unless there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard.
{2}{U}{B}: Draw a card, then discard a card. When you discard a card this way, target player mills cards equal to its mana value.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.
Whenever you gain life, each Advisor, Artificer, and Monk you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained.
Tap three untapped Advisors, Artificers, and/or Monks you control: Draw a card.

Other Lizards, Treefolk, And Warriors you control get +2/+2.
Whenever The Ash Lizard attacks, create a token that's a copy of one of the following cards at random: Ash Zealot; Bog-Strider Ash; Grotag ThrASHer; Seedguide Ash; Unstoppable Ash; ViASHino Warrior. (You're probably going to need to look these cards up.)

Any time a player would pay a mana cost for anything, it costs {1} more mana to activate. (This includes casting spells, activating abilities, turning face-down creatures face up, paying for Ghostly Prison, the weird ability on Quenchable Fire, etc.)

Trample, haste
When The Balrog of Moria dies, you may exile it. When you do, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature that player controls.
Cycling {3}{R}
When you cycle The Balrog of Moria, create two Treasure tokens.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this turn.
Haste
The Balrog, Durin's Bane can't be blocked except by legendary creatures.
When The Balrog dies, destroy target artifact or creature an opponent controls.

Trample
When a legendary creature an opponent controls dies, put The Balrog, Flame of Udûn on the bottom of its owner's library.

Vigilance, haste
{T}: Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control. It gains haste. Goad it. At the beginning of the next end step, exile it.