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{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Parallax Inhibitor: Put a fade counter on each permanent with fading you control.

Fading 5
Remove a fade counter from Parallax Nexus: Target opponent exiles a card from their hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
When Parallax Nexus leaves the battlefield, each player returns to their hand all cards they own exiled with Parallax Nexus.

Fading 5
Remove a fade counter from Parallax Tide: Exile target land.
When Parallax Tide leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with Parallax Tide.

Fading 5
Remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave: Exile target creature.
When Parallax Wave leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with Parallax Wave.

Parallectric Feedback deals damage to target spell's controller equal to that spell's mana value.

For each creature token on the battlefield, its controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.
Flashback {4}{G}{G}{G}

If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.

When Parallel Thoughts enters the battlefield, search your library for seven cards, exile them in a face-down pile, and shuffle that pile. Then shuffle your library.
If you would draw a card, you may instead put the top card of the pile you exiled into your hand.

Enchant creature
When Paralyze enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Target player mills three cards.
Cipher

You may cast Parapet as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Creatures you control get +0/+1.

Destroy all enchantments. You gain 1 life for each enchantment destroyed this way.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, Parasitic Bond deals 2 damage to that player.

Cleave {1}{B}{B}
Parasitic Grasp deals 3 damage to target [Human] creature. You gain 3 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, enchanted creature's controller sacrifices it and you create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.

Choose one —
• Parch deals 2 damage to any target.
• Parch deals 4 damage to target blue creature.

Enchant creature
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead.
Equip {3}

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player reveals the top card of their library. If that card is a land card, destroy that creature. Otherwise, it gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

X target creatures gain islandwalk until end of turn.

Return all creatures you control to their owner's hand.