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I, II — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.
III — Knights you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

You draw two cards and target opponent discards two cards.

As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types.
[+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process.
[–2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker.
[–5]: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Assist
Counter target spell.

Imoen, Occult Trickster can't be blocked.
Whenever Imoen deals combat damage to a player, you may exile an instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Trample
When this creature enters, another target Human you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

[0]: Put a 2/2 green Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
[+4]: Target Wolf creature gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn.
[–10]: Destroy target creature. Put loyalty counters on Garruk the Slayer equal to that creature's toughness.
[–25]: Destroy all creatures Garruk the Slayer doesn't control.

Mutate {1}{G}{G}
Reach, trample
Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Ward {2}
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell with mana value 3 or greater, draw a card.
{3}{U}: Exile Jin-Gitaxias, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you have seven or more cards in hand.

Your starting hand size is increased by one.
Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

Flash
{2}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

{2}{U}, {T}: Target player draws a card, then exiles a card from their hand. If a creature card is exiled this way, that player creates a token that's a copy of that card.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, exile all tokens created with it at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever Ultimecia enters or attacks, surveil 2.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {4}{U}{U}{B}{B} and exile eight cards from your graveyard. If you do, transform Ultimecia.

Whenever this creature attacks, each opponent loses 2 life.

Vigilance

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player doesn't control a creature named Yargle, Glutton of Urborg, that player puts a bargle counter on a creature they control. It becomes a copy of Yargle, Glutton of Urborg, except it isn't legendary.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose Swords to Plowshares, Opt, Fatal Push, Anger of the Gods, or Explore at random. Copy the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment, then populate.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage, you gain that much life.
{1}{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

Whenever Lazav attacks, exile target card from a graveyard, then investigate.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, you may have Lazav become a copy of a creature card exiled with it until end of turn.

{U}, Exile Holographic Double from your hand: Choose a creature card in your hand. Conjure a duplicate of it into your hand.

Whenever you gain life, put a charge counter on Excalibur II.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on Excalibur II.
Equip {3}

Haste
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, untap target creature, then investigate.
Friends forever

Flash
When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, tap up to X target creatures, where X is the number of u's in name stickers on this enchantment.