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{T}: Add {C}.
{2}: This land becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
{1}, {T}: Target attacking Assembly-Worker gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target land becomes a 3/3 artifact creature that's still a land.

{X}, {T}: Tap X target lands.

Trample
This creature attacks each combat if able.
Unearth {5}{R}

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile the top two cards of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Unearth {1}{R}

Whenever you cast a historic spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only on spells and abilities that put tokens onto the battlefield. Use toys to represent the tokens.

Banding
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 3 damage to you unless you discard a card. If it deals damage to you this way, tap it.

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.

Devoid
Flying
Ingest

Whenever you cast an Aura or Equipment spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create X Junk tokens, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

{T}: Add {U}.

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

This land enters tapped.
{W}, {T}: Put target card from your graveyard on the bottom of your library. Activate only if you control two or more white permanents.

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever you cast a spell, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of generic mana in that spell's mana cost.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Hexproof
{TK}{TK} — 4/2
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

Flash
Indestructible
When Mithril Coat enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control.
Equipped creature has indestructible.
Equip {3}

{3}: This artifact becomes a copy of target artifact until end of turn.
{1}{U}{R}: This artifact becomes a copy of target artifact, except it has this ability.

When Mjölnir enters, attach it to target legendary creature you control.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls and put a stun counter on it. Then Mjölnir deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of tapped creatures that opponent controls.
Equip {4}

Defender
{3}: This creature gets +3/-1 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender. Activate only once each turn.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, untap another target artifact or creature you control.
Crew 2

This Vehicle has haste as long as you control a Mount.
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped.
Crew 2

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}: This land becomes a 3/3 Citizen creature with vigilance until end of turn. It's still a land. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature and planeswalker you control.

Emerge {7}{G}
When you cast this spell, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Whenever players finish voting, you and each opponent who voted for a choice you voted for may scry 2.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.