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Bestow {3}{B}
Whenever Spiteful Returned or enchanted creature attacks, defending player loses 2 life.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to its controller.

Sliver creatures you control have "Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target player or planeswalker."

Deathtouch
Spiteful Squad enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it.
When Spiteful Squad dies, put its counters on target creature you control.

At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card.
Whenever a player draws a card, Spiteful Visions deals 1 damage to that player.

Whenever Spitemare is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.

Spitfire Handler can't block creatures with power greater than Spitfire Handler's power.
{R}: Spitfire Handler gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Spitfire Lagac deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Whenever Spitting Dilophosaurus enters the battlefield or attacks, put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature.
Creatures your opponents control with -1/-1 counters on them can't block.

Flying
{R}: Spitting Drake gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Spitting Earth deals damage to target creature equal to the number of Mountains you control.

Reach
Morph {4}{G}

Spitting Hydra enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}{R}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spitting Hydra: It deals 1 damage to target creature.

Create a token that's a copy of target creature.
Retrace

All Sliver creatures have first strike.

Whenever Spitting Slug blocks or becomes blocked, you may pay {1}{G}. If you do, Spitting Slug gains first strike until end of turn. Otherwise, each creature blocking or blocked by Spitting Slug gains first strike until end of turn.

Reach
Sacrifice a land: Spitting Spider deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a Sorcerer Role token attached to up to one other target creature you control.

When Splatter Goblin dies, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

First strike
Unleash

Distribute two -1/-1 counters among one or two target creatures.

Shuffle all cards in the game together and deal them into three decks. The game continues with a new player.

Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Lifelink
Cycling {1}{W}
When you cycle Splendor Mare, put a lifelink counter on target creature you control.

Create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Splice onto instant or sorcery {3}{W}