"Halana grew brambles to create a barricade around our camp, hoping that it would keep the wolves out. That was a mistake for which we almost paid dearly." —Alena, trapper of Kessig
{G}: Thornling gains haste until end of turn. {G}: Thornling gains trample until end of turn. {G}: Thornling gains indestructible until end of turn. {1}: Thornling gets +1/-1 until end of turn. {1}: Thornling gets -1/+1 until end of turn.
Kicker {R} and/or {W} When Thornscape Battlemage enters, if it was kicked with its {R} kicker, it deals 2 damage to any target. When Thornscape Battlemage enters, if it was kicked with its {W} kicker, destroy target artifact.
{R}{R}, {T}: Thornscape Master deals 2 damage to target creature. {W}{W}, {T}: Target creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
{T}: Add {G}. {T}, Forage: Add two mana in any combination of colors. {3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a Squirrel card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
"The dead perform all the work here—farming, building, teaching, even embalming their fellow mummies. The living need do nothing but train. What system could be more perfect?" —Temmet, vizier of Naktamun
{X}, {T}: Target opponent reveals cards from the top of their library until an artifact card or X cards are revealed, whichever comes first. If an artifact card is revealed this way, put it onto the battlefield under your control and sacrifice Thought Dissector. Put the rest of the revealed cards into that player's graveyard.
Trample When Thought Gorger enters, put a +1/+1 counter on it for each card in your hand. If you do, discard your hand. When Thought Gorger leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.