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Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is that artifact's mana value.

Defender
When Cathedral Membrane dies during combat, it deals 6 damage to each creature it blocked this combat.

Infect
Chained Throatseeker can't attack unless defending player is poisoned.

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, each opponent loses 3 life, then you gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Flying, lifelink

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, create a 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature token with haste.
When Chancellor of the Forge enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 red Phyrexian Goblin creature tokens with haste, where X is the number of creatures you control.

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, each opponent mills seven cards.
Flying
When Chancellor of the Spires enters the battlefield, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard without paying its mana cost.

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of your first main phase, add {G}.
Vigilance, reach

{2}, {T}: Exile target artifact card from a graveyard. Put a charge counter on Conversion Chamber.
{2}, {T}, Remove a charge counter from Conversion Chamber: Create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.

Corrosive Gale deals X damage to each creature with flying.

Counter target spell if its controller is poisoned.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/+1.

Flying
{4}{B}, Sacrifice Dementia Bat: Target player discards two cards.

Imprint — When Exclusion Ritual enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent.
Players can't cast spells with the same name as the exiled card.

Infect
{1}{R}, {T}: Fallen Ferromancer deals 1 damage to any target.

Whenever Furnace Scamp deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, Furnace Scamp deals 3 damage to that player.

Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact or creature spells.

Destroy target artifact. Its controller loses 1 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has infect.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.
When Glistening Oil is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Glistening Oil to its owner's hand.

{T}: Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn. Activate only if Greenhilt Trainee's power is 4 or greater.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Gremlin Mine: It deals 4 damage to target artifact creature.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Gremlin Mine: Remove up to four charge counters from target noncreature artifact.

{X}{B/P}: Remove up to X counters from target permanent. For each counter removed this way, Hex Parasite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Flying, vigilance

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

{R/P}: Immolating Souleater gets +1/+0 until end of turn.