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As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.

Menace
Whenever Star Athlete attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, Star Athlete deals 5 damage to that player.
Blitz {3}{R}

At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw an additional card. If you do, put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.

Create two 1/1 white Warrior creature tokens with vigilance.

Each creature card in your hand has a {1}{G} Adventure sorcery named Fetch Herbs with "You gain 2 life." (You may cast it as the Adventure for {1}{G}. Then exile it, and you may cast the creature later from exile.)
Each creature card you cast from exile enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Starting intensity 3
Static Discharge deals damage equal to its intensity to any target. Then cards you own named Static Discharge intensify by 1.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.

Ward {2}
Whenever you attack, Steady Tortoise perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Steady Tortoise is in exile.

Deathtouch
When Steady-Handed Mook enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

{5}:
Augment {4} ({4}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever another Goblin you control enters, you may pay {1}. If you do, Steamflogger Service Rep assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

{6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When Steamflogger of the Month enters, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

You have no maximum hand size.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.

Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gains "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker" until end of turn.

Open two Attractions.

Flying
Whenever Stet, Draconic Proofreader attacks, you may exile a card from your graveyard. When you do, Stet, Draconic Proofreader deals 4 damage to any target whose name begins with the same letter as the exiled card.
{W}: Delete the first letter of target permanent or player's name until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this permanent dies, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 2/6

Whenever you cast a playtest card, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Reach
When Stiltstrider enters, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Stimulus Package enters, create two Treasure tokens.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Scry 1.

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Exploit
When Stitched Assistant exploits a creature, scry 2, then draw a card.