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Ninjutsu {U}
Whenever Mistblade Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature that player controls to its owner's hand.

When Mitotic Slime dies, create two 2/2 green Ooze creature tokens. They have "When this creature dies, create two 1/1 green Ooze creature tokens."

When you encounter Morphic Tide, each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, land, and planeswalker cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library in any order.

At the beginning of your end step, put a pressure counter on Mount Keralia.
When you planeswalk away from Mount Keralia, it deals damage equal to the number of pressure counters on it to each creature and each planeswalker.
Whenever chaos ensues, prevent all damage that planes named Mount Keralia would deal this game to permanents you control.

When Mudbutton Torchrunner dies, it deals 3 damage to any target.

Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Whenever chaos ensues, target land becomes a 4/4 creature that's still a land.

When you encounter Mutual Epiphany, each player draws four cards.

Devour 2
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token for each +1/+1 counter on Mycoloth.

Affinity for artifacts

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a flame counter on Naar Isle, then Naar Isle deals damage to you equal to the number of flame counters on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, Naar Isle deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns.
Whenever chaos ensues, target red, green, or white creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.

Whenever Nefashu attacks, up to five target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, mill seven cards. Then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Nest Invader enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever Ninja of the Deep Hours deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

When Noggle Ransacker enters the battlefield, each player draws two cards, then discards a card at random.

When you planeswalk away from Norn's Dominion, destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a fate counter on target permanent.

Whenever Noxious Ghoul or another Zombie enters the battlefield, all non-Zombie creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn.

{2}, {T}: Create a 0/1 colorless Pest artifact creature token.

{T}: Return two target cards from an opponent's graveyard to their hand. Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

When Oblivion Ring enters the battlefield, exile another target nonland permanent.
When Oblivion Ring leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Ninjutsu {3}{B}
Whenever Okiba-Gang Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, that player discards two cards.

All creatures are black and have deathtouch.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

When Ondu Giant enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.