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This artifact enters with two oil counters on it.
Whenever two or more creatures attack, put an oil counter on this artifact.
{2}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from this artifact: Exile another target nonland permanent. Its controller draws two cards.

Choose one —
• Create two 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature tokens.
• Choose target artifact you control. Each other artifact you control becomes a copy of that artifact until end of turn.

When this creature dies, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of creature cards in target player's graveyard.

Flash
Whenever an opponent puts one or more counters on a creature they control, they put the same number and kind of counters on this creature.

When this creature enters, you may return another target historic permanent you control to its owner's hand.

Enchant creature
Prevent all damage that would be dealt by enchanted creature.

Equipped creature gets +3/+3.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Whenever this Equipment becomes unattached from a permanent, sacrifice that permanent.
Equip {2}

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices an artifact, creature, or land of their choice.

Destroy target artifact.
Flashback {G}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
When enchanted creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice this Aura at the beginning of the next cleanup step.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {B}{G}.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a red creature.
Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

Gríma can't be blocked.
Whenever Gríma deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then that player puts the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Flying
When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you return another creature you control to its owner's hand.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, draw a card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create X tokens that are copies of another target creature you control, where X is one plus the number of instant and sorcery spells you've cast this turn. They gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever one or more outlaws you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
{3}, Sacrifice two Treasures: Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn. Exile Festering March with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3—{2}{B}

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Flying
Whenever you cycle or discard a card, target creature an opponent controls gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control, except the token has flying and it isn't legendary.

Trample
Battle Cannon — When this creature enters or dies, for each opponent, choose a nonland permanent that player controls. Destroy one of them chosen at random.

Trample
When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
Plot {3}{G}

Whenever this creature transforms into Ashling, Rimebound and at the beginning of your first main phase, add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast spells with mana value 4 or greater.
At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay {R}. If you do, transform Ashling.

Lifelink