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X is the number of artifact and/or creature cards in an opponent's graveyard as you cast this spell.
Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures.

{TK}{TK} — Vigilance
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — {1}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/4

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 5.
Flying
When Spotlight Falcon enters, if evidence was collected, conjure a card named Spotlight Falcon into your hand.

Kicker {G}
When Sprouting Goblin enters, if it was kicked, search your library for a land card with a basic land type, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card.

At the beginning of each combat, Sproutwatch Dryad gains flying until end of turn if a creature you control or a card in your hand has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

You make all choices for Spuzzems you control.

Flying
Whenever Spy Eye deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name.
Equip {2}

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

{1}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control this turn.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from odd mana values
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

When Squidnapper enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls until Squidnapper leaves the battlefield or that player pays the ransom.
Ransom — {6} and 2 life

When Squirrel Dealer enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

When Squirrel Squatters enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.

Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stacked above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.

{TK}{TK} — Ward {2}
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Provoke
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/7

When Stack of Paperwork enters, draw a card.
Combat damage uses the stack. (Combat damage assignment can be responded to before damage is dealt.)

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, turn that creature face up or put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you roll the planar die, draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your planar deck. You may put it on the bottom of your planar deck.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

First strike, Lifelink
When Stalwart Realmwarden enters, the next noncreature spell target opponent casts costs {2} more to cast.

Enrage — Whenever Stalwart Speartail is dealt damage, other Dinosaurs you control and Dinosaur cards in your hand and library perpetually get +1/+1.
Whenever Stalwart Speartail attacks, Stalwart Speartail deals 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

As Stamp of Approval enters, choose a watermark.
Creatures you control with the chosen watermark get +1/+1.

{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.