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First strike, vigilance
Whenever an opponent casts a creature spell, Weeping Angel isn't a creature until end of turn.
If Weeping Angel would deal combat damage to a creature, prevent that damage and that creature's owner shuffles it into their library.

Each creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

{TK}{TK} — Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets this permanent, put two +1/+1 counters on it.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from even mana values
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/8

Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

{TK}{TK} — Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on this permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature blocks this creature, that creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/5

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

Shuffle your whammy deck, then reveal cards from the top of your whammy deck until you reveal an Island or choose to stop. Then, if no Islands were revealed this way, Whammy Burn deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of cards revealed. (A whammy deck consists of a Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

Destroy target artifact.

When you set this scheme in motion, gain control of target creature an opponent controls and untap it.

Counter target creature spell.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent exiles the top card of their library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Destroy target land.

When you set this scheme in motion, you may pay {X}. If you do, this scheme deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Buyback {2}
Change the text of target permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn.

Play X random fast effects.

{G}{G}, {T}: Target creature can't be regenerated this turn. Damage that would be dealt to that creature this turn can't be prevented or dealt instead to another permanent or player. When the creature dies this turn, exile the creature.

Draft Whispergear Sneak face up.
During the draft, you may turn Whispergear Sneak face down. If you do, look at any unopened booster pack in the draft or any booster pack not being looked at by another player.

When White Glove Gourmand enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens.
At the beginning of your end step, if another Human died under your control this turn, create a Food token.

Target player gains X life.

Destroy target enchantment.

Creature spells you cast have sticker kicker {1}.

Defender
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
Whenever you cast a creature spell from your library, it becomes a black Bird in addition to its other colors and types, has flying, and has base power and toughness 1/1.

Whenever you crank Widget Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Metalcraft — This permanent has protection from noncreature permanents as long as you control three or more artifacts.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 7/4