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Deathtouch
Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.

When Perforator Crocodile enters, for each creature your opponents control, conjure a card named Stab Wound onto the battlefield attached to that creature.
Cycling {1}{B}

Whenever Perimeter Sergeant attacks, other Humans you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, they lose 1 life and you put a -1/-1 counter on up to one target creature they control.
Persist

Persistent Marshstalker gets +1/+0 for each other Rat you control.
Threshold — Whenever you attack with one or more Rats, if seven or more cards are in your graveyard, you may pay {2}{B}. If you do, return Persistent Marshstalker from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and attacking.

Flash
Flying
When Pestermite enters, you may tap or untap target permanent.

Flying
{B}: Pestilence Demon deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Menace, deathtouch
Instant and sorcery spells you control have deathtouch.

{1}{B}: Regenerate Pewter Golem.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Phantasmal Forces unless you pay {U}.

Protection from black
Phantom Centaur enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to Phantom Centaur, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Phantom Centaur.

Flash
When Phantom Steed enters, exile another target creature you control until Phantom Steed leaves the battlefield.
Whenever Phantom Steed attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types. Sacrifice that token at end of combat.

Phantom Tiger enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to Phantom Tiger, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Phantom Tiger.

Phantom Wurm enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
If damage would be dealt to Phantom Wurm, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Phantom Wurm.

When Pharika's Mender enters, you may return target creature or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.

When Phyrexian Delver enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to that card's mana value.

Infect

Haste
Oil Scavenge {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of oil counters equal to this card's power on target creature. Oil Scavenge only as a sorcery.)

Prototype {1}{B}{B} — 3/3
Menace, lifelink
Ward—Pay life equal to Phyrexian Fleshgorger's power.

As Phyrexian Revoker enters, choose a nonland card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated.

Phyrexian Snowcrusher attacks each combat if able.
{1}{S}: Phyrexian Snowcrusher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

When Phytotitan dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Haste
Robots you control get +1/+1.
{R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

When Piggy Bank dies, create a Treasure token.