Tectonic Hazard deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature they control.
"The ground is on fire, the ceiling's made of spears, and I think a mushroom tried to curse me. Don't tell me not to panic!" —Jino Grag, Brazen Coalition scout
Teething Wurmlet has deathtouch as long as you control three or more artifacts. Whenever an artifact you control enters, you gain 1 life. If this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Teething Wurmlet.
When Tenacious Pup enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. You get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter, trample counter, and vigilance counter on it."
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Thallid. Remove three spore counters from Thallid: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
You may choose not to untap The Blackstaff of Waterdeep during your untap step. Animate Walking Statue — {1}{U}, {T}: Another target nontoken artifact you control becomes a 4/4 artifact creature for as long as The Blackstaff of Waterdeep remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.
The Enigma Jewel enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to activate abilities. Craft with four or more nonlands with activated abilities {8}{U}
Lifelink, vigilance, first strike At the beginning of your combat step and whenever another Knight enters the battlefield under your control, put a day counter on The Knight of Weeks. The Knight of Weeks gets +7/+7 for every seven day counters on it.
Choose one — • Target nonsnow permanent becomes snow until end of turn. • Target snow permanent isn't snow until end of turn. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Flash Whenever Thieves' Guild Enforcer or another Rogue you control enters, each opponent mills two cards. As long as an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard, Thieves' Guild Enforcer gets +2/+1 and has deathtouch.
"As you inject the viscus vitae into the brain stem, don't let the spastic moaning bother you. It will soon become music to your ears." —Stitcher Geralf