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Cleave {1}{B}{B}{G}
Search your library for a [basic land] card, [reveal it,] put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Menace, haste
Whenever Dire-Strain Anarchist attacks, it deals 2 damage to each of up to one target creature, up to one target player, and/or up to one target planeswalker.
Nightbound

Deathtouch
When Diregraf Scavenger enters the battlefield, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Whenever Distracting Geist attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.
Disturb {4}{W}

Exploit
When Diver Skaab exploits a creature, target creature's owner puts it on the top or bottom of their library.

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card, except it's a 0/0 Construct artifact in addition to its other types and it has "This creature gets +1/+1 for each Construct you control." It gains haste until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Dominating Vampire enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of Vampires you control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if that creature has toughness 6 or greater, transform Dormant Grove.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat."
If Dorothea's Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 4/4 white Spirit creature token with flying that's tapped and attacking. Sacrifice that token at end of combat."
If Dorothea's Retribution would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Flying
When Dorothea, Vengeful Victim attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.
Disturb {1}{W}{U}

Flying
When Dorothea, Vengeful Victim attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.
Disturb {W}{U}

Cleave {2}{B}
Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice a non-Demon creature. If you do, create a token that's a copy of Dreadfeast Demon.

Ward {2}
{3}{U}{U}: Dreadlight Monstrosity can't be blocked this turn. Activate only if you own a card in exile.

Dreamroot Cascade enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one —
• Tap target creature.
• Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose up to one —
• Tap target creature.
• Target creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.
If Drogskol Armaments would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Disturb {3}{W}

Whenever you discard one or more cards, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, create a 1/1 white and black Vampire creature token with lifelink and put a bloodline counter on Edgar Markov's Coffin. Then if there are three or more bloodline counters on it, remove those counters and transform it.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
When you discard Edgar's Awakening, you may pay {B}. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Other Vampires you control get +1/+1.
When Edgar, Charmed Groom dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.

End the Festivities deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.