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{T}: Add one mana of any color. Put a nest counter on this creature.
{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a 2/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever you planeswalk to Two Streams Facility and at the beginning of the first upkeep of the game, each player chooses green anchor or red waterfall.
Each player who last chose green anchor may play an additional land during each of their turns.
Creatures controlled by players who last chose red waterfall get +2/+0 and have haste.
Whenever chaos ensues, each player who last chose green anchor chooses red waterfall, and vice versa.

Choose one or both —
• Put a base power 4 counter on target creature.
• Put a base toughness 4 counter on target creature.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, double its power until end of turn.
Equip {1}{R}

Whenever this creature attacks, flip two coins. If both coins come up heads, this creature gains double strike until end of turn. If both coins come up tails, this creature gains menace until end of turn.

Trample
This creature can block an additional creature each combat.

Creatures you control have menace.
Each creature you control can block an additional creature each combat.

Flying, menace, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, draw two cards.

Menace

All Sliver creatures have menace.

Menace

I, II — Mill three cards. Then you may exile a creature or enchantment card from your graveyard. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
III — You gain X life and scry X, where X is the number of Zombies you control.

Tymaret's toughness is equal to your devotion to black.
{1}{B}: Exile up to two target cards from graveyards. You gain 1 life for each creature card exiled this way.

Lifelink
At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, you may pay X life, where X is the number of opponents that were dealt combat damage this turn. If you do, draw X cards.
Partner

Sleight of Hand — {8}: Draw two cards.

Deathtouch

Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Flying, ward {4}
Shrieking Gargoyles — Whenever this creature or another Tyranid you control deals combat damage to a player, create a 1/1 blue Tyranid Gargoyle creature token with flying.

Create a number of 3/3 green Tyranid Warrior creature tokens with trample equal to the number of opponents you have.

Evolve
Synapse Creature — Other creatures you control have evolve.

Flying, trample
As this creature enters, choose another creature you control.
The chosen creature gets +3/+3 and has flying.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the chosen creature.

Ravenous
Shieldwall — Sacrifice this creature: Creatures you control with counters on them gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Flying
When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to any target.
{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Surge {3}{R}{R}
Flying
When this creature enters, if its surge cost was paid, it deals 3 damage to any target.