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When this creature enters, earthbend 2.
Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them have trample.

Equipped creature gets +0/+2 and has hexproof and "Whenever a creature with deathtouch blocks or becomes blocked by this creature, destroy that creature."
Equip {2}

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, target opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
{T}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you control eight or more lands, repeat this process once.

Galvanize deals 3 damage to target creature. If you've drawn two or more cards this turn, Galvanize deals 5 damage to that creature instead.

You may have this creature assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.
{2}{G}: Regenerate this creature.

Whenever a player casts a blue spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Haste
Nontoken creatures you control have "{T}: Create a token that's a copy of target token you control that entered this turn."

Create two 2/1 red Dwarf Berserker creature tokens.
Foretell {1}{R}

{T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Scry 1.
{2}, {T}, Put a page counter on this artifact: Draw a card.
When there are four or more page counters on this artifact, exile it. If you do, you gain 4 life.

Lifelink
{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Incubate 2. Activate only as a sorcery.

Starting intensity 3
This sorcery deals damage equal to its intensity to any target. Then cards you own named Static Discharge intensify by 1.

{R}, {T}: Choose target opponent who has more life than you do as you activate this ability. This creature deals 2 damage to that player.

When this creature enters, up to two target creatures can't block this turn.
Cycling {1}{R}
When you cycle this card, target creature can't block this turn.

When this Equipment enters, you take the initiative.
Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 2 damage to each creature blocking it.
Equip {1}

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the difference between those results.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Deathtouch, lifelink
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Deathtouch, lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, choose one —
• Feed — Target opponent loses life equal to the amount of life they lost this turn.
• Friends — You gain life equal to the amount of life you gained this turn.

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to any target.

Flying
Land creatures you control have vigilance.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, earthbend 2.

Destroy target tapped creature.

Restart the turn, except with Do-Over in exile. (First, return all cards to where they were as the turn began. For information from hidden zones like the hand, reconstruct as best you can, and do the rest at random.)

{3}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Exile target creature. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.