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Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses flying.
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, the other creature gains first strike until end of turn.

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.

If a player would add mana, instead all players add that mana.

When Mana Conference enters the battlefield, each player secretly chooses a basic land type, then those choices are revealed. Mana Conference gains each basic land type that received at least one vote. (Basic land types are Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, and Forest.)

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

Flying
Managorger Phoenix can't block.
Whenever you cast a spell, if Managorger Phoenix is in your graveyard, put a flame counter on Managorger Phoenix for each {R} in that spell's mana cost. If Managorger Phoenix has five or more flame counters on it, return it to the battlefield and it perpetually gets +1/+1.

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}{C}.

Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying
When Mangled Soulrager enters, switch the power and toughness of each creature on the battlefield. You get a twelve-time boon with "Whenever a creature you control enters, switch its power and toughness."
Cycling {1}{U}

Reveal the top ten cards of your library. Starting with the next opponent in turn order, each opponent chooses a different nonland card from among them. Put the chosen cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

When Manor Guardian dies, each player seeks a nonland card with mana value 2 or less.

Flash
Flying
Tail Spikes — When Manticore enters, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.

Whenever you complete one of the following objectives, check it off. If all three are checked off, sacrifice Map to Lorthos's Temple. If you do, create a Lorthos, the Tidemaker token.
☐ Diving Gear - An artifact enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Merfolk - A Merfolk enters the battlefield under your control.
☐ Ritual - You cast an instant or sorcery spell.

Choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand or graveyard. That card perpetually incorporates {U} and gains "When you cast this spell, draw a card." Then return a multicolored instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

Creatures you control get +1/+0.

All Walls able to block Marble Priest do so.
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to Marble Priest by Walls.

You get a one-time boon with "When you cast a Phyrexian creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter and deathtouch counter on it."
Draft a card from March Toward Perfection's spellbook.

Hexproof
Dethrone

Dethrone
Whenever Marchesa's Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Dethrone
{1}{U}{R}: Target creature you control gains haste until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone. Before the game, secretly choose one of the following. During your end step, if you meet the condition, you may reveal your choice and turn this card face down. When you do, collect the reward.)
• You've cast three or more spells this turn.
• An opponent lost 6 or more life this turn.
• There are nine or more cards in your graveyard.
Reward — Draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.

Other creatures you control lose all abilities, can't gain abilities, and get +2/+2.

Add {B}{B}{B}.
If this card is signed by someone who has ever designed a Magic card, treat all black mana symbols on this card as red mana symbols. (To be respectful of the color pie.)