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When Hurloon Shaman dies, each player sacrifices a land.

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

{T}: Target creature can't be regenerated this turn.

Destroy all enchantments.
Cycling {2}

{U}, Sacrifice Hydromorph Guardian: Counter target spell that targets a creature you control.

Flying
{U}, Sacrifice Hydromorph Gull: Counter target spell that targets a creature you control.

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

{T}: You may tap or untap target artifact an opponent controls.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
{1}{U}: Return Hypervolt Grasp to its owner's hand.

Flying
When Hypnox enters, if you cast it from your hand, exile all cards from target opponent's hand.
When Hypnox leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owner's hand.

{W}, Discard a card: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.
{W}, Sacrifice Hypochondria: Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Trample
Whenever Hystrodon deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
Morph {1}{G}{G}

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice I'm Rubber, You're Glue.
Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Change the target of target spell or ability that targets only you.

{1}: Icatian Infantry gains first strike until end of turn.
{1}: Icatian Infantry gains banding until end of turn.

{1}{W}: Target Soldier creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Icatian Moneychanger enters with three credit counters on it.
When Icatian Moneychanger enters, it deals 3 damage to you.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger.
Sacrifice Icatian Moneychanger: You gain 1 life for each credit counter on Icatian Moneychanger. Activate only during your upkeep.

First strike; banding
Whenever Icatian Skirmishers attacks, all creatures banded with it gain first strike until end of turn.

Icatian Store enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap Icatian Store during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Icatian Store is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from Icatian Store: Add {W} for each storage counter removed this way.

Create four 1/1 white Citizen creature tokens.

Destroy target artifact or land.
Recover {R}{R}

Whenever an opponent casts an instant spell other than the first instant spell that player casts each turn, Ichneumon Druid deals 4 damage to that player.

{2}: Igneous Golem gains trample until end of turn.

Target player reveals a card at random from their hand. Ignite Memories deals damage to that player equal to that card's mana value.
Storm

Whenever Ignoble Soldier becomes blocked, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by it this turn.

Exile all cards from your hand face down. At the beginning of the next end step, return those cards to your hand, then draw a card.