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{T}: Orcish Artillery deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Enchant creature
When Paralyze enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

{0}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to Personal Incarnation this turn is dealt to its owner instead. Only Personal Incarnation's owner may activate this ability.
When Personal Incarnation dies, its owner loses half their life, rounded up.

At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Pestilence.
{B}: Pestilence deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Phantasmal Forces unless you pay {U}.

Enchant land
As Phantasmal Terrain enters the battlefield, choose a basic land type.
Enchanted land is the chosen type.

Flying

Pirate Ship can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
{T}: Pirate Ship deals 1 damage to any target.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice Pirate Ship.

Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.

Enchant enchantment
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted enchantment's controller, that player may pay any amount of mana. Power Leak deals 2 damage to that player. Prevent X of that damage, where X is the amount of mana that player paid this way.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that player doesn't, they tap all lands with mana abilities they control and lose all unspent mana.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Power Surge deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they controlled at the beginning of this turn.

{T}: Prodigal Sorcerer deals 1 damage to any target.

Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land becomes tapped, Psychic Venom deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Target spell or permanent becomes white.

Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, each defending player divides all creatures without flying they control into a "left" pile and a "right" pile. Then, for each attacking creature you control, choose "left" or "right." That creature can't be blocked this combat except by creatures with flying and creatures in a pile with the chosen label.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has protection from red. This effect doesn't remove Red Ward.