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Target creature's base power perpetually becomes 0.

Counter target spell, then ask a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

Bag of Stroopwafels enters the battlefield with eight stroopwafel counters on it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a stroopwafel counter from Bag of Stroopwafels: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Crash Landing — Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Goblin Camp — Create a Treasure token.
Emerald Grove — Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token.
Auntie's Teahouse — Scry 3.
Defiled Temple — You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, draw a card.
Mountain Pass — You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Ebonlake Grotto — Create two 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying.
Grymforge — For each opponent, goad up to one target creature that player controls.
Githyanki Crèche — Distribute three +1/+1 counters among up to three target creatures you control.
Last Light Inn — Draw two cards.
Reithwin Tollhouse — Roll 2d4 and create that many Treasure tokens.
Moonrise Towers — Instant and sorcery spells you cast this turn cost 3 less to cast.
Gauntlet of Shar — Each opponent loses 5 life.
Balthazar's Lab — Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Circus of the Last Days — Create a token that's a copy of one of your commanders, except it's not legendary.
Undercity Ruins — Create three 4/1 black Skeleton creature tokens with menace.
Steel Watch Foundry — You get an emblem with "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have trample."
Ansur's Sanctum — Reveal the top four cards of your library and put them into your hand. Each opponent loses life equal to those cards' total mana value.
Temple of Bhaal — Creatures your opponents control get -5/-5 until end of turn.

{T}: Change the text of target white enchantment you control that doesn't have cumulative upkeep by replacing all instances of one color word with another. That enchantment gains "Cumulative upkeep {1}."

When Baleful Beholder enters, choose one —
• Antimagic Cone — Each opponent sacrifices an enchantment.
• Fear Ray — Creatures you control gain menace until end of turn.

Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Protection from Robots
{1}, {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one and you choose one of those rolls to ignore.

Baneslayer Aspirant gets +3/+3 and has flying, first strike, and lifelink as long as you have one or more emblems.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the bottom creature card of your library. You may cast that card this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if that card is still exiled, put it into your graveyard and create a Treasure token.

As an additional cost to play Banned Eldraine Card, pay {B}, {3}{R}{G}, {3}{R}, {2}, {0}, or {1}{G}. It becomes a copy respectively of Cauldron Familiar, Escape to the Wilds, Fires of Invention, Lucky Clover, Mystic Sanctuary, Once Upon A Time for the rest of the game in all zones. (You can't choose Oko. Because let's be real, nobody wants to play against Oko again.)

All creatures have exalted.
Whenever chaos ensues, put a divinity counter on target green, white, or blue creature. That creature has indestructible for as long as it has a divinity counter on it.

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

History Teacher — Sagas you control have read ahead.
Doctor's companion

{2}{R}, {T}: Choose a land type. Target creature you control gains snow landwalk of the chosen type until end of turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.

First strike, haste
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if Barbflare Gremlin is tapped, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced. Then that land deals 1 damage to that player.

You may play Barce and any other legend with one color identity or less as your commanders as though they each had partner.
Whenever another legendary creature you control dies, you may put it into your command zone. It replaces one of your commanders.

Sacrifice a permanent: Return target creature to its owner's hand.

{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard spell or to activate an ability of a Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard.

Flying
At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn,
Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Create a Treasure token.

When Battle Myrsphere enters the battlefield, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a battle card. Put it onto the battlefield, and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever Battle Myrsphere attacks, you may tap X untapped battles you control (so they're oriented like a regular Magic card). If you do, Battle Myrsphere gets +X/+0 until end of turn and deals X damage to the player or permanent.

Vigilance
Aggressive (During your turn, there is an additional combat phase after the first, and only creatures with aggressive may attack during it.)

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
At the beginning of your opponents' end step, if they cast four or more spells this turn, abandon this scheme.