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Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If that creature is a Goat, it also gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.

Flying
Other creatures have base power and toughness 1/1.

When Grim Physician dies, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.
Morph {2}{B}{B}

Whenever Gustcloak Sentinel becomes blocked, you may untap it and remove it from combat.

You may cast Haakon, Stromgald Scourge from your graveyard, but not from anywhere else.
As long as Haakon is on the battlefield, you may cast Knight spells from your graveyard.
When Haakon dies, you lose 2 life.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Cycling {3}

Trample
Heedless One's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elves on the battlefield.

Whenever High Priest of Penance is dealt damage, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Other Goblins you control get +1/+1.
{R}, {T}: Hobgoblin Bandit Lord deals damage equal to the number of Goblins that entered the battlefield under your control this turn to any target.

Flying, haste
When Hunted Dragon enters the battlefield, target opponent creates three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with first strike.

Flying
When Hunted Lammasu enters the battlefield, target opponent creates a 4/4 black Horror creature token.

Trample
Tap an untapped red creature you control other than Impelled Giant: Impelled Giant gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the power of the creature tapped this way.

When Injector Crocodile dies, incubate 3.
Swampcycling {2}

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, untap Innocence Kami.

Return all nonblue creatures to their owners' hands.

As Jeweled Torque enters the battlefield, choose a color.
Whenever a player casts a spell of the chosen color, you may pay {2}. If you do, you gain 2 life.

Trample
Jokulmorder enters the battlefield tapped.
When Jokulmorder enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you sacrifice five lands.
Jokulmorder doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever you play an Island, you may untap Jokulmorder.

Flying
Remove a ki counter from Kaiso, Memory of Loyalty: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

When Kami of Terrible Secrets enters the battlefield, if you control an artifact and an enchantment, you draw a card and you gain 1 life.

Flying
Whenever Kami of the Honored Dead is dealt damage, you gain that much life.
Soulshift 6

Whenever Karn, Silver Golem blocks or becomes blocked, it gets -4/+4 until end of turn.
{1}: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.

Activated abilities of artifacts your opponents control can't be activated.
[+1]: Until your next turn, up to one target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value.
[–2]: You may reveal an artifact card you own from outside the game or choose a face-up artifact card you own in exile. Put that card into your hand.

Double strike; bushido 2