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When Dinosaur Headdress enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control.
As Dinosaur Headdress becomes attached to a creature, choose an exiled creature card used to craft Dinosaur Headdress.
Equipped creature is a copy of the last chosen card.
Equip {2}

Whenever Dinosaur Hunter deals damage to a Dinosaur, destroy that creature.

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice an artifact other than Dire Blunderbuss. When you do, this creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature."
Equip {1}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {1}
Craft with artifact {3}{R}{R}

Whenever a blue creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target player draw a card.
Whenever a black creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may have target player discard a card.

{1}{G}: Dire Wolf Prowler gets +2/+2 and gains haste until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Menace, haste
Whenever Dire-Strain Anarchist attacks, it deals 2 damage to each of up to one target creature, up to one target player, and/or up to one target planeswalker.
Nightbound

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land. If a land was destroyed this way, its controller may search their library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Otherwise, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Flashback {3}{R}{G}

Direct Current deals 2 damage to any target.
Jump-start

Deathtouch
Other Zombie creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever another Zombie you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life.

Diregraf Colossus enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Zombie card in your graveyard.
Whenever you cast a Zombie spell, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Mutate {4}{B}{B}
Flash
Flying
Whenever this creature mutates, destroy target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.

All creatures gain fear until end of turn.
Cycling {1}{B}
When you cycle Dirge of Dread, you may have target creature gain fear until end of turn.

Defender
Megamorph {6}{U}

Whenever an opponent plays a land, put a +1/+1 counter on Dirtcowl Wurm.

Swampwalk
{B}: Dirtwater Wraith gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.

When Disciple of Caelus Nin enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player chooses up to five permanents they control. All permanents other than Disciple of Caelus Nin that weren't chosen this way phase out.
Permanents can't phase in.

As long as it's your turn, this spell costs {2}{U}{U} less to cast.
End the turn.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, choose a random nonland Magic card name. Until your next end step, you may cast a copy of a spell with that name, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. If you cast a spell this way, copy this ability if Discord is on the battlefield.

At the beginning of each end step, if it's an opponent's turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Discordant Spirit for each 1 damage dealt to you this turn.
At the beginning of your end step, remove all +1/+1 counters from Discordant Spirit.

When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Seek three nonland cards, then nonland cards in your hand perpetually gain "This spell costs {1} less to cast."

Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)