Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with Squeaking Pie Grubfellows, you may reveal it. If you do, each opponent discards a card.
Fear When Squealing Devil enters the battlefield, you may pay {X}. If you do, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn. When Squealing Devil enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless {B} was spent to cast it.
{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
As the horrors closed in on Gerrard, Squee trembled and clutched his toy for comfort. He didn't know where it came from or why it was so warm, but he was glad he'd kept it near.
Haste Whenever Squee, Dubious Monarch attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking. You may cast Squee, Dubious Monarch from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.
Oku-Doku had gone through all the motions: the same akki cursewords, the same ingredients with their horrid stink, the same rude gestures. Yet not a person died.
"Of twenty yeer of age he was, I gesse. Of his stature he was of evene lengthe. And wonderly delyvere, and of greete strengthe." —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales
Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink. When Squire's Devotion enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
Fathomless descent — Return to the battlefield target nonland permanent card in your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.
Due to archaic Brazen Coalition guidelines regarding hats, a few mycoids are now technically pirate captains.