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Target creature you control gets +3/+3 and gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {U}{B}.

Flying
Menace
Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Conjure a card named Marwyn, the Nurturer and X cards named Llanowar Elves onto the battlefield.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
At the beginning of each combat, untap equipped creature.
Equipped creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or blocked by a Goblin or Orc.
Equip {2}

Toxic 1
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Mite artifact creature token with toxic 1 and "This token can't block."

Whenever a player draws their second card during their turn, you draw a card.
Whenever a player casts their second spell during their turn, you create a 2/2 white Knight creature token.

Trick Shot deals 6 damage to target creature and 2 damage to up to one other target creature token.

The next time a source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay {1}{W}{W}. If you don't, you lose the game.

Flying, lifelink
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Piru unless you pay {R}{W}{B}.
When Piru dies, it deals 7 damage to each nonlegendary creature.

Commander Suspend 4 — {B}{G} (You can suspend this from your hand or the command zone. If it's your commander, command tax applies to the suspend. The rest all works like suspend.)
Whenever Groaaaaag, Hungry Monster attacks, you may sacrifice any number of other creatures. Draw that many cards, gain that much life, and put that many +1/+1 counters on Groaaaaag.

{1}{B}, Discard a creature card: Volrath gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the discarded card's mana value.

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{T}: Draw a card.

Ward {2}
As long as this creature is equipped, it gets +1/+1.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Enchant creature
As long as enchanted creature is blue, it gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, draw a card."
As long as enchanted creature is black, it gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card."

{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.

{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{U}{R}: Until end of turn, this artifact becomes a 2/1 blue and red Elemental artifact creature.
Whenever this artifact deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{G}, {T}: Untap target Elf.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

Trample
When Geistpack Alpha dies, seek a permanent card with mana value equal to the number of lands you control.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you this turn. For each 1 damage prevented this way, create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control.
Discard two cards, Sacrifice this creature: Choose target opponent. Return this creature to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.