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This artifact enters with two oil counters on it.
Whenever two or more creatures attack, put an oil counter on this artifact.
{2}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from this artifact: Exile another target nonland permanent. Its controller draws two cards.

Flying
When this creature enters, you take the initiative.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Team Cloudspire — Destroy all creatures with power 4 or greater.
Team Speed Demons — Return all creature cards with power 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

As long as this creature is untapped, all combat damage that would be dealt to you by unblocked creatures is dealt to this creature instead.
Morph {3}{W}

When Wistful Puppeteer enters the battlefield, create an Animated Role attached to up to one target noncreature artifact you control. (Enchanted permanent is a 4/4 artifact creature.)
Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control deal combat damage to an opponent, draw a card.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, you may put that card on the bottom of your library.

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step.
{T}: Gain control of target legendary creature for as long as you control this creature and this creature remains tapped.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card with mana value X or less from it. That player discards that card.

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You become the monarch.

Swampwalk

Delve
Flying
{X}, {T}, Exile X cards from your graveyard: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

[+2]: Untap up to one target artifact or creature.
[–3]: You gain 2 life and draw two cards.
[–9]: Take an extra turn after this one.

Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

When this Spacecraft enters, draw two cards, then discard a card.
Station
STATION 8+
Flying

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If that mana is spent on a Dragon creature spell, it gains haste until end of turn.

This creature can't attack unless there are five or more cards in your graveyard.
Cycling {U}

You may cast this spell as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Creatures you control get +0/+1.

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you have five seconds to choose a keyword you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today that's been printed on a creature card. If you do, this creature gains that ability. Otherwise, this creature loses all keyword abilities.

Target creature gets +2/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Up to one other target creature gets +0/+2 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, create a Treasure token if this is the first or second time this ability has resolved this turn. Otherwise, you may pay {X}. When you do, this creature deals X damage to any target.

{T}: Add {G}{G}{G}.
Forestcycling {2}

Fateful hour — As long as you have 5 or less life, other creatures you control get +1/+4.

Investigate. Creatures your opponents control get -2/-0 until end of turn. If any of them are suspected, they're no longer suspected.