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This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Human creature and a non-Human creature.
Draw two cards.

Target creature can't attack or block this turn.

Flash
When Offalsnout leaves the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.
Evoke {B}

Disguise {4}{R}
When Offender at Large enters the battlefield or is turned face up, up to one target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}. You gain 4 life.

This spell costs {W}{U} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Choose any number of target players. Investigate X times, where X is the total number of creatures those players control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile target red, white, or black creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1. It gains haste until your next turn.

Haste
{T}: Scry 1.

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top two cards of your library, then put one of them into your graveyard.
Whenever a creature card is put into your graveyard from your library or hand, it perpetually gains "When this card leaves your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."

Haste
Whenever a creature you control with haste attacks, create a tapped Treasure token.

When Ogre Arsonist enters the battlefield, destroy target land.

First strike
Whenever Ogre Battlecaster attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, Ogre Battlecaster gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, that creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Haste

Menace
Whenever Ogre Chitterlord enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block." Then if you control five or more Rats, each Rat you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Ogre Enforcer can't be destroyed by lethal damage unless lethal damage dealt by a single source is marked on it.

Whenever Ogre Errant attacks, another target attacking Knight gains menace until end of turn.

When Ogre Gatecrasher enters the battlefield, destroy target creature with defender.

Whenever Ogre Geargrabber attacks, gain control of target Equipment an opponent controls until end of turn. Attach it to Ogre Geargrabber. When you lose control of that Equipment, unattach it.

Defender
Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.

Whenever Ogre Leadfoot becomes blocked by an artifact creature, destroy that creature.

Whenever Ogre Marauder attacks, it gains "Ogre Marauder can't be blocked" until end of turn unless defending player sacrifices a creature.

Infect
{R}: Ogre Menial gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever a player casts a spell, tap Ogre Recluse.