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Whenever you cast a spell, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy. Then balance a card from outside the game on one of your fingertips. When that card falls or touches another card, sacrifice Plate Spinning.

If you control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game.

Flying
Players can't lose the game or win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if each player has an empty library, sacrifice Platinum Persecutor and you win the game.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card.
{TK}{TK} — 1/5
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/4

You may play a playtest card you own from outside the game this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. (In an game of Unknown event commander sealed, these are all the playtest cards you opened but aren't using in your deck.)

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.

When you set this scheme in motion, the next time you would set a scheme in motion, set three schemes in motion instead.

At the beginning of the Horde's first main phase, reveal an additional card from the top of the Horde's library. The Horde casts that card.
Hero's Reward — When Plundered Statue is put into a graveyard from anywhere, each player draws a card.

Seek a nonland artifact card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If a card with mana value less than X is put onto the battlefield this way, this spell perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} more to cast," then return this spell to its owner's hand.

Return target tapped creature an opponent controls to its owner's hand. Scry 1. Score one point for your team.
Exile Point to the Scoreboard.

{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

Menace
If you would flip a coin, you may instead roll a d20. 1-10 is tails and 11-20 is heads. (It counts as rolling a die, not flipping a coin.)
If you would roll a d20, you may instead flip a coin. Tails is 1 and heads is 20. (It counts as flipping a coin, not rolling a die.)

When Polis the Planeshifter enters the battlefield, choose a plane at random from among all planechase planes. Polis the Planeshifter has all abilities of the last chosen plane. (Rolls of the planar die don't affect Polis.)
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, do Polis the Planeshifter's chaos ensues effect. If you lose the flip, choose a new plane for Polis the Planeshifter.

Whenever one or more cards are put into your graveyard from your library, each opponent loses 1 life for each card type among those cards.

Ward—Pay 2 life.
Whenever Polterheist attacks, heist target opponent's library.

When you planeswalk to Pompeii and at the beginning of your upkeep, put an eruption counter on it.
Whenever you roll a blank on the planar die, scry 2. Then put an eruption counter on Pompeii.
When chaos ensues, Pompeii deals damage to each creature and each player equal to the number of eruption counters on Pompeii. Each player sacrifices a land of their choice. Then planeswalk.

Gift a tapped Fish
Draw two cards. If the gift was promised, seek two nonland cards instead.

{X}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of a random creature card with mana value X. Activate only as a sorcery.

At the beginning of your end step, put the cards in your hand on the bottom of your library in any order, then draw that many cards.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top three cards of your planar deck. Each of the revealed cards' chaos abilities triggers. Then put the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Creatures you control have base power and toughness each equal to the number of creatures you control.

When Porcine Portent enters, conjure a card of your choice from the Three Pigs spellbook onto the battlefield.
Boars you control get +1/+1.

Flash
When Portal Manipulator enters during the declare attackers step, choose target player and any number of target attacking creatures their opponents control. Those creatures are now attacking that player.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Potatoes: Choose one —
• Boil — Potatoes deals 1 damage to any target.
• Mash — Create two Food tokens.
• Stew — Gain 3 life. Draw a card.

As Power Level Analyzer enters the battlefield, you and target opponent each secretly choose a number between 1 and 10, then reveal. Power Level Analyzer enters with a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the distance between the two numbers. If both players chose the same number, put seven +1/+1 counters on Power Level Analyzer instead.

You are the starting player. If multiple players would be the starting player, one of those players is chosen at random.