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At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.

{4}, {T}: For one spell this turn, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to pay that spell's mana cost.

{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target black permanent.

Reach

{T}: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Norwood Riders can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Whenever Norwood Warrior becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard X cards.
Return X target cards from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Nostalgic Dreams.

{T}, Sacrifice Nosy Goblin: Destroy target face-down creature.

Until end of turn, target creature you control gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control, then create a Wicked Role token attached to it."

Put target card from a graveyard on the top or bottom of its owner's library. Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Counter target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control.
This spell costs {7} less to cast if it targets a spell or ability that targets a creature you control with power 7 or greater.

Exile target attacking creature.

Weird Insight — When Nothic dies, roll a d20.
1—9 | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
10—19 | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
20 | You draw seven cards and you lose 7 life.

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.
At the beginning of each end step, if you've been dealt 5 or more damage this turn, abandon this scheme.

Surveil 2, then draw two cards. Notion Rain deals 2 damage to you.

Flash
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

{2}{B}, {T}, Discard a card: Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

{TK}{TK} — {5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from creatures with two or more creature types
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 9/6

Prowl {5}{U}
Create X 1/1 black Faerie Rogue creature tokens with flying, where X is the damage dealt to your opponents this turn. If this spell's prowl cost was paid, take an extra turn after this one.

You gain 6 life.

You may exile a green card with mana value X from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
You gain X life.

Trample
Champion an Elemental

{2}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Nova Cleric: Destroy all enchantments.