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Target opponent discards two cards. You create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.

Each player who controls the most creatures investigates. Then destroy all creatures.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
Equip {3}

Flying
Attacking creatures you control get +2/+0.

Draft Noble Banneret face up.
As you draft a creature card, you may reveal it, note its name, then turn Noble Banneret face down.
As long as you control one or more creatures with a name you noted for cards named Noble Banneret, Noble Banneret and those creatures get +1/+1 and have lifelink.

When Noble Benefactor dies, each player may search their library for a card and put that card into their hand. Then each player who searched their library this way shuffles.

Trample; banding

Commander creatures you own have "When this creature enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. For each opponent who does, you gain protection from that player until your next turn."

Exalted
{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

{1}: Noble Panther gains first strike until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage, you gain that much life.

Bestow {5}{G}
All creatures able to block Noble Quarry or enchanted creature do so.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Whenever a creature you control blocks, you gain 2 life.

{1}{W}: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Vigilance
Plainscycling {2}

Flying
{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target player or planeswalker this turn.

Noble's Purse enters the battlefield tapped and with three coin counters on it.
{T}, Remove a coin counter from Noble's Purse: Create a Treasure token.

Flying
When Nocturnal Feeder dies, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Black creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

As Nocturno of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a word with five or more letters.
Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen word in its rules text, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, return to its owner's hand each creature that player controls with power greater than the number of cards in their hand.

Prowl {1}{B}
Target player reveals three cards from their hand. You choose two of them. That player discards those cards.

Noggle Bandit can't be blocked except by creatures with defender.

When Noggle Bridgebreaker enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand.

When Noggle Hedge-Mage enters the battlefield, if you control two or more Islands, you may tap two target permanents.
When Noggle Hedge-Mage enters the battlefield, if you control two or more Mountains, you may have Noggle Hedge-Mage deal 2 damage to target player or planeswalker.