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As long as equipped creature is tapped, tapped creatures you control get +2/+0.
As long as equipped creature is untapped, untapped creatures you control get +0/+2.
{3}: You may tap or untap equipped creature.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has vigilance.
Whenever equipped creature dies, return it to its owner's hand.
Equip {1}{W}

Reveal the top three cards of your library. For each of those cards, put that card into your hand unless any opponent pays 3 life. Then exile the rest.

Flying, vigilance
When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
{1}{W}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature with a name sticker on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Swordsworn Cavalier has first strike as long as another Knight entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens with lifelink.

When Sworn to the Legion enters the battlefield, nontoken creatures you control perpetually gain double team.
Whenever you cast a creature spell, it perpetually gains double team.

First strike, haste
Sanctified Rules of Combat — When Sycorax Commander enters the battlefield, each opponent faces a villainous choice — That opponent discards all the cards in their hand, then draws that many cards minus one, or Sycorax Commander deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.

{U}: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end of turn.
{W}{B}: Target artifact creature gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, you may draw a card.

Vigilance
As long as you control six or more lands, Sylvan Advocate and land creatures you control get +2/+2.

Green creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever a green creature enters the battlefield under your control, scry 1.

Until your next turn, all lands you control become 2/2 Elemental creatures with reach, indestructible, and haste. They're still lands.

Target player gains 8 life.
Basic landcycling {1}{G}

When Sylvan Brushstrider enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life.

At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.

Trample
When Sylvan Messenger enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all Elf cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
Flashback {2}{G}{G}

Choose an opponent. You and that player each create an X/X green Treefolk creature token.
Choose an opponent. You and that player each create X 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature tokens.

When Sylvan Ranger enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments.
Basic landcycling {2}

Sacrifice a land: Target creature you control gains shroud until end of turn.

Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.