Devoid (This card has no color.) Deworded (This creature counts as having no abilities.) When you cast this spell, put a primeval counter on target creature. (A creature with a primeval counter loses all abilities and can't gain abilities.)
Whenever a nontoken creature enters, its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Whenever chaos ensues, target land becomes a 4/4 creature that's still a land.
Some adventuring parties are made up of old friends, their common bonds bolstering them in the face of peril. Other parties simply hire the biggest, meanest muscle they can find.
Whenever Murasa Pyromancer or another Ally you control enters, you may have Murasa Pyromancer deal damage to target creature equal to the number of Allies you control.
"Fire is my accomplice. For enough coin, it can be yours as well."