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At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Johan gain "Johan can't attack" until end of combat. If you do, attacking doesn't cause creatures you control to tap this combat if Johan is untapped.

{4}: Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

You may put a legendary creature card from your hand into the command zone. It's also your commander.

Gain control of target creature, planeswalker, or equipment until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's an equipment, attach it to a creature you control. Score one point for your team.
Exile Join the Winning Team.

Whenever a player attacks one or more of your opponents, that attacking player creates a Treasure token.
If you would create one or more Treasure tokens, instead create those tokens plus an additional Treasure token.
Sacrifice five Treasures: Put five +1/+1 counters on Jolene.

At the beginning of your end step, target opponent gains control of up to one target creature you control. Put two +1/+1 counters on it and tap it. It's goaded for the rest of the game and it gains "This creature can't be sacrificed."
Whenever a creature you own but don't control attacks, you draw a card.

At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if your library has more cards in it than target opponent's library. Otherwise, each opponent mills five cards.

{R}{R}{R}, {T}: Destroy target noncreature artifact.

Backup 2 (When this creature enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following abilities until end of turn.)
Haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, destroy target artifact that player controls.

{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn except by Walls.

Jovial Evil deals X damage to target opponent, where X is twice the number of white creatures that player controls.

When Joyride Rigger enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Trample
No more than one creature can attack you each combat.
Suspend 6—{1}{R}{W}

Vigilance
When Juggernaut Peddler enters, target player reveals all nonland cards in their hand. You may choose one of those cards. If you do, that player exiles it and conjures a card named Juggernaut into their hand.

Each player discards their hand, then conjures a duplicate of each of seven random cards from the library of the player to their right into their hand. The duplicates perpetually gain "Mana of any type can be spent to cast this spell."

Trample
Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.
Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.

Ninjutsu {1}{G}
Whenever Jukai Liberator deals combat damage to a player, choose land or nonland. Seek a permanent card of the chosen kind.

Flying
As Jumbo Imp enters, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.
At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

Whenever a player casts a creature spell that's black, red, or green, it gains devour 5.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Retrace (Sorry, no room for reminder text.)
Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
• Abrupt Decay
• Blightning
• Bloodbraid Elf
• Lightning Bolt
• Liliana of the Veil
• Tarmogoyf

{T}: Untap target land.

Whenever a nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, exile a random nonland artifact card with lesser mana value from your library. You may cast that card until the end of your next turn.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Justice unless you pay {W}{W}.
Whenever a red creature or spell deals damage, Justice deals that much damage to that creature's or spell's controller.

Flying
Confounding Clouds — When Juvenile Mist Dragon enters, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls. Each of those creatures doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.