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You get {E}{E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}.
Each player may exile their hand and draw cards equal to the amount of {E} paid this way. If 7 or more {E} was paid this way, you may play cards you own exiled this way until the end of your next turn.

Enchant player
If a card would be put into enchanted player's graveyard from anywhere, instead that card is revealed and put on the bottom of that player's library.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Wheel of Torture deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Return all creatures to their owners' hands except for Krakens, Leviathans, Octopuses, and Serpents.

Counter target creature spell.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent exiles the top card of their library. You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs.

Destroy target land.

{3}: Each player mills two cards.

When you set this scheme in motion, you may pay {X}. If you do, this scheme deals X damage to target opponent or planeswalker and each creature that player or that planeswalker's controller controls.

Starting with you, each player separates all permanents they control into three piles. Then each player chooses one of their piles at random and sacrifices those permanents.

Play X random fast effects.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has reach.
{G}: Return Whip Silk to its owner's hand.

Defender; reach
You may choose not to untap Whip Vine during your untap step.
{T}: Tap target creature with flying blocked by Whip Vine. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as Whip Vine remains tapped.

Creatures you control have lifelink.
{2}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step. If it would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else. Activate only as a sorcery.

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.
Morph {W}

Whipflare deals 2 damage to each nonartifact creature.

If an opponent had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under their control this turn, you may pay {U} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Return two target creatures to their owners' hands.

{G}{G}, {T}: Target creature can't be regenerated this turn. Damage that would be dealt to that creature this turn can't be prevented or dealt instead to another permanent or player. When the creature dies this turn, exile the creature.

Reach
When Whiptongue Hydra enters, destroy all creatures with flying. Put a +1/+1 counter on Whiptongue Hydra for each creature destroyed this way.

Improvise
Search your library for an artifact card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

When Whirler Rogue enters, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying.
Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

When Whirler Virtuoso enters, you get {E}{E}{E}.
Pay {E}{E}{E}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

{4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.